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Wow apparently 19 is the age everyone is offered threesomes HIGH FIVE

 

Evidently!

 

He needs a fireman hose

 

outstanding.

 

Could’ve picked a better subject but yeah

 

holy fucking shit

how did I not see this

 

I was offered a threesome at 21 with my ex and her friend, turned it down and also live in regret. We were all drunk af on Halloween.

 

The outer 4 duh

 

i was sort of offered the idea of a threesome years ago with my now wife and her friend, i turned it down, i honestly don't think i'd handle one well lol i live with no regrets

 

I forgot how much I hate office banter. My office is near one of the supervisors and people are in and out of there all the time asking her questions, she always asks them how they're doing, and i've already heard 3 "oh you know just living the dream" and "oh i'm here aren't I?!"

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I feel like with me personally I’m amazed I can entertain one lady let alone two at once. There’s too much going on lmao

 

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I don't get how people can be poly I'm not sure I'm emotionally available enough to be mono

 

i'm sure at 19 a threesome sounds excited and awesome, at 28 the idea just sounds exhausting

 

Yeah despite curiosity and what ifs - I’m fully aware it’d ruin a relationship for me easily.

I think if my gf legitimately asked for a MMF threesome I’d just assume she wasn’t happy with me and break up with her because I’m that spineless and paranoid. With a MFF one it’s like...I would feel too awkward about being intimate with another person also? Like I was betraying my gf right in front of her...or that she’d worry I preferred the friend? Idk it’s a fucking MINEFIELD and anyone who is capable of one outside of porn just blows my mind

 

loser

 

So many moving parts and the PRESSURE TO ENTERTAIN

 

you also don't do that

 

I just think about the inevitable awkward moments that would happen now in a threesome because I don't get drunk anymore

 

explosion on the launch pad

 

Imagine being sober and suggesting a threesome lol people are wild

 

i get to get a haircut today and i am excited

 

I'm gonna make Cait buzz my head today I think

 

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or 7, 13, 12, 18