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@Max_123 build your brother a shed to live in with a microwave so worst case scenario just the shed burns down

 

I VOLUNTEER

 

yeah or if you have a grill basket, that'll work even better

 

I'll babysit your brother for free but I need room, board, and unlimited corgi time

 

I just fucking cant with this company anymore.

 

that’s what I was going to suggest lmao

like if he’s that dumb just unplug it and tell him it’s not working and he’ll believe it

 

Max's Brother: *burns the house down*

Me, outside:

 

this is beyond incredible

 

im getting 8 vape juices in the mail today

 

you know what a bored teenager is gonna do when they're home by themselves all day. don't buy a blacklight

 

don’t try to high road Max’s brother that’s what bored adults do at home too

 

sinner

 

blakebeats has never jerked it

 

he probably edges like crazy it’s only a sin if you ***

 

it's why he's so horny he has decades worth of cum just sitting there

 

Jfc

 

IAN.

 

DEREK.

 

MATT

 

i used to beat it like 6 times a day when I was 17