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make sure they're ok

um go find out please

 

From the women’s toilets I’m afraid

 

The actual fuck? You can’t even make this shit up. How does anybody legitimately get TRICKED into marrying someone they didn’t want to...in America? Or did I just answer my own question

 

no in the bible apparently

 

OHHHH. Bahahah. No comment. I don’t wanna get mean about Christians now. Technically I am one. But still. Hhahahahha

 

it was a bible story they were teaching! the morals are always something positive but man, the stories they still use just don't really land anymore. also the kids today are fucking wild. all they want to do is run around and destroy everything. if i did that in sunday school, my mom would have made that blood curdling sound with a belt and then hit me with it.

 

Yeah! That’s what’s funny to me. That people are still reading that shit TODAY and not going...hmmm...hold on one second...

Lmao. Mine would whack me with a slipper.

 

oh, easter is always a good one depending one who is teaching that day. some people go way to far with the details. the 7-12 class gets a little gory
and then there's this one guy who does the kid's music. but he like yells the songs at the kids and i think they're all afraid of him. he also taught math at my high school and i never would have pegged him as someone who would actually want to volunteer with kids.

 

Damn I got hella drunk last night and then my gf was leaving hella early this morning so I never even got to go to sleep. This is gonna be a day to forget.

 

i wish i could unsee this

 

are you hella tired?

 

After I install the new 30GB update lol.

 

you can do it

it's friday

 

Hellayes m’man

 

Thank you Kennethy. I may just have to have some mimosas in a while and then take a heavy afternoon nap

 

hair of the dog

 

no work today?

 

they make pine nut butter?

who tf is buying that

 

apparently it's pretty good? I can't even imagine liking that tbh

 

Nut butter. Lol.