utterp1gwAnk2k20 • Page 106

I hate seeing his tweets used as memes, he just needs to go away forever.

 

i didnt the internet did

https://hot96.com/2020/03/27/which-stage-of-quarantine-are-you-in/

(i thought this was already posted here which is why i made the joke lol)

 

halloween this year, if there is one

 

How many Joe Exotic's are we gonna see this year for halloween

 

I've been cringing for a week thinking of all the Corona ones we're gonna get

 

God i hope halloween is cancelled

 

I hope her bf is as nice as he seems

 

Mikey bugs me to listen to this Dua Lipa and I say one bad thing and it’s end of the world smh

 

Poor Britney. I'm 7 tho

 

Ya know there's gonna be some underground shit going on if it is

 

I’m a functioning combo of 4, 6, 7, & 9

 

he would only say nice things about your wife

 

What are you today tho

 

The one where shes eating junk food and doesnt give a fuck

 

nice

 

I love that it took a global pandemic to get everyone to admit that April fool’s is nothing but unnecessary stress and anxiety and can just be canceled in a second without anyone caring.

 

yeah, it's always been dumb af

 

@RamonaQuimby Tommy Lee on YMH

 

after years of women with fertility issues saying fake pregnancy posts make them feel like shit

 

anyone who would do that is an utterly thoughtless person

 

My last girlfriend posted a fake pregnancy announcement on April fools. We broke up the same day

 

Def a 56789, but not actually shaving my head

 

talk about dodging a bullet

 

Good for you. For real.

 

I had to wake up just now to fill in a daily health report reporting my temperature :( it’s 6:49am and I’m going back to bed BYEEE