I don't know ketchup wound up as a guache condiment, it's not ranch or mayo which I get, I don't really have strong feelings about it
Asking someone if they have mustard and receiving yellow mustard is like asking someone for a glass of water and receiving a sock full of wasps.
Yellow mustard is okay, I have it on some things and can enjoy it. It's not good enough to defend though, it probably is bad, I still enjoy it at times.
Asking for just mustard and expecting something other than yellow mustard is asking for water and expecting La Croix. It is the baseline for mustard
You do too, we just don't talk about those things as much so you don't get a chance to get fired up about it
Nah there are things I've brought up that you've been like "*insert thing here* is awful" but we moved on from the topic before anyone could care
Honestly all of this doesn't really matter to me that much ever since I read a thread of so many cretins hating EGGS of all things