Unpopular General Opinions • Page 19

my cat is generally friendly to strangers as long as there arent a TON of people around


shes only like super affectionate toward me and my older brother and sometimes my little sister

 

that's a tortoise

 

Yeah, it's my most hated sentiment other generations' harp on. I was on a trip yesterday and stopped at a rest stop. In the bathroom, two older gentlemen were talking at the sink, one was trying to get the motion sensor on the faucet to work. It worked, then proceeded to say that if this didn't work millennials wouldn't know what to do to wash their hands. They laughed, you know, because he skewered us! I thought about it for all of two seconds; they know we have knob faucets everywhere, not just motion sensor ones?

 

my dog is a crazy person who loves people. she's a certified therapy dog but for personal reasons we didnt end up bringing her anywhere to be a therapy dog very much. whenever a little kid is in the park she knows how to be gentle and everything its so cute. she'd be great in a house of like 5 kids of varying ages

 

A guy I went to basic with wrote my mom a letter asking her to send pictures of turtles. She sent about ten and he was in his glory.

 

That is brutal.

 

my dogs are GREAT but just can be a little much sometimes. well, my 12 year old maltipoo is mostly fine shes old and gentle. if i ever leave my bedroom door open though she comes in and knocks my trash can over

 

it was a box turtle.

 

Dogs are the best. I used to be scared of dogs and didn't like any until I got my dog who is an angel.


I am of course talking about my dog @Fucking Dustin

 

I love dogs but I think my OCD would prevent me from owning one, couldn't deal with the mess and unpredictability

 

A+ post would read again

 

I love cats. I enjoy passivity in a pet. Dogs are a lot of work, not saying I dislike them, but never had a wish to get one. I have one old cat, Baba. He's awesome.

 

Dogs are great, shit pet owners are the WORST WORST WORST

 

if youre not going to take care of and love your pets the way they deserve dont fucking get one

 

I can't believe I have to say this in 2016 but: Same with kids

 

my next point was going to be if you cant take care of a pet dont have a kid

 

But seriously this morning I woke up and my dog Rosie was under the blankets and my wife had given her one of my pillows. She side eye looked at me and then grunted as if to say "this is our house fuck you"

 

My last "massive" save, I took over San Marino (the club in the Italian serie C) and the national team. The goal is to build the club up to a dominating European powerhouse, and therefore produce enough good youngsters to win the world cup with San Marino. Took me effing ages, but I finally did it! Spearheaded by the ledgendary Federico Mazza, a player who had been playing in the first team since he was 15, scored over 1000 goals, literally better than Pele.

I fucking love this game so much.

 

And I don't mean like "DONT GET PREGNANT IF YOU CANT HANDLE HAVING A KID" because obviously there are lots of different scenarios and it's understandable how anyone chooses to handle pregnancy or choosing to put up a kid for adoption, I just mean parents who choose to have kids and keep their kids and treat them like trash.

 

I saw one of the deals the other night where a lady was walking her dog, on her phone, and every car that passed by, the dog would run past the curb and into the street and bark at the car. Lady didn't even notice. Dog almost got hit twice. I wanted to drop kick her.

 

in my experience: cats who get a lot of attention tend to not give a shit (even for their owners sometimes), and cats who get no affection are overtly affectionate

 

This is a fun time to inform everyone again that I have eaten dog meat.

 

How is it

 

in the middle of the night my cat was meowing at my door and i let her in and then she just crawled up to my face and licked my nose for five minutes then wanted back out