I’m fine with mayo but it can’t be a lot on a sammich. And there’s an absolutely deplorable mayo commercial that airs on YouTube and for being maybe 10 seconds it is the most visually assaulting thing my eyes have ever witnessed. They put like an entire jar on two slices of bread, then show a ridiculously tall sammich and they push down on it showing the mayo bubbling out on all sides. It is literally a war crime on decency.
blessed to have family from New Orleans who knows how to make potato salad the good way I HATE store bought but LOVE my family’s recipe of homemade potato salad. Very fine line.
Everyone gushes about the potato salad my mom makes and I'm low-key not a fan. She uses too much celery. I tolerate celery but it doesn't need to be the star of the show ans I'd be fine without it entirely.
One thing I realized about the Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer song, is that the other Reindeer are gigantic dickheads. "You can't hang out with us you fucking freak" Santa, their boss- "Nah he cool" "JK Rudolph we actually love you, you going to go down in history for this one player"