Unpopular General Opinions • Page 173

Did you try it though?

 

absolutely not. I just smiled and nodded at it and walked away from my phone for a bit.

 

Probably for the best

 

It's basically a bonfire every time I go outside here in Florida so I hate them now

 

Love a good bonfire. S'mores are so sickeningly sweet tho. I'm not a huge fan of chocolate and marshmallows together. I can do hot chocolate with lil mini marshmallows but candy that is like chocolate covered marshmallow is too much, and s'mores falls under that. I made smores around a bonfire last weekend and I had to take off all the excess marshmallow seeping from the sides to make it edible. We had giant roasting marshmallows which were the biggest marshmallows I'd ever seen and it was waaaay too much without taking off the excess.

 

Anyone here ever cook a crescent roll over the bonfire? Put it on a stick, get it perfectly golden brown, then roll it in butter, then roll it in some cinnamon sugar. It’ll likely be a little doughy compared to the oven but I actually think it’s better that way. Honestly the only way to go at a bonfire for me anymore, hotdogs and marshmallows be damned.

 

dude this fuckin 95 degrees, 100% humidity bullshit is THE WORST weather. And i'm going south to Orlando tomorrow

 

It’s nice in Maryland still. Gonna GET that hot but June has been gentle

 

you crushin miller lites with mickey?

 

Hopefully he's our pontoon boat DD.

 

right like who complains “the food is too messy” at an outdoor bonfire function

I associate S’Mores with camping and getting a lil dirty anyway. I’m not going to mess up my nice khaki shorts with s’mores haha I’m probably wearing my worst pair of jeans

 

I've stopped doing s'mores with Hershey's, and now I generally sub in either Reese's cups or Nutella instead

 

Eating hot crumbly sticky ass melting food with your hands in the middle of the woods with no way to wash up proper besides pouring bottled water and rubbing it on yourself ain’t that great. Not saying I’m above it but let’s not pretend like it’s unreasonable to find it less than ideal lol

 

hot dogs are the superior campfire food anyway

 

Mountain pies >

 

Ken from the top rope with the truth bomb

 

is this a *** thing?

 

Pizza Mountain Pies

 

Those look good. The name is surprising though since it's basically a pizza melt/grilled cheese. But I would definitely eat that.

 

all this good discussion all because domo was like "id rather be waterboarded in guantanamo bay than ever go to a bonfire again"

 

No way to know for sure

 

Thanks Domo! Ya f*ckin' moron.

jk ily

 

Hot dog sandwiches that is

 

colby i swear to fucking god i will butter the sword i use to murder you with

 

most campgrounds have a place to wash your hands, it’s also smart to camp near a stream if you’re not using a campground. I can’t think of a time ive ever just wiped it on myself or wasted a water bottle haha