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you're right, I am too selfish to have kids

 

It's important to know yourself

 

i mean this with the most love imaginable but imagine steve is your dad

 

It's just like you're imagining





Pure joy

 

With you. Shower is for cleaning. You’re never gonna get pee on you but just on principle it’s incorrect. Don’t pee in the same place you want to eliminate bacteria.

 

Ill pee wherever the fuck i want

 

Typically its the toilet but still

 

I haven't peed in the shower since I was a kid in high school. Looking back on it, I think it's pretty gross haha.

 

Bunch of gross stuff washing off your body in the shower, a little pee isn’t much worse

 

It's fine to pee in the shower occasionally but if that's your daily routine just to save 30 seconds at the toilet, re-evaluate things.

 

Starting to think Ian's not showing up to batteries plus

 

I shower with my fiancée and she wouldn’t appreciate me peeing

 

never know until you ask

 

just be sneaky

 

Urine is cleaner than a lot of other things on your body.

 

I'm worried some of you are peeing in the shower onto your own body for some reason... You know there's a drain, right? I hope as adults you also know how to aim... It's quite simple you guys

 

I have a stripe painted on the wall and every time i pee higher than it i re-paint the stripe

 

Its like a piss growth chart

 

Didn’t you just move

 

First thing i did was establish a new piss line

 

I pee before getting in the shower but if I have to a little more what am I gonna stop my shower, dry off, pee, get back in, etc. Ridiculous

 

Expelling urine while simultaneously drinking water from the faucet helps you achieve balance.

 

Okay I know you live in central florida my guy you should not be drinking from the faucet

 

Its like xzibit once said,

"It's all in the wrists, I still lead the league in assists
Gimme the fifth, I'm drinkin' while I'm takin' a piss"