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One of the downsides of sandals is feeling debris from the person next to you hit your toes.

 

Debris? Do they need to see a urologist??

 

Peeing into a waterfall is amazing, natures greatest urinal

 

Real men sit to pee at home so they don't have to wipe their own toilet seat

 

I think Gillette stadium is the only place I've ever seen a trough period

 

Try aiming

 

I can aim fine, I just sometimes have a wide stream lol

 

Ok brag much

 

I actually did see one when I was in 2nd grade hah. Had a surgery because I had to pee like every 30 minutes. Catheters suck.

The nurse told me "this won't hurt a bit" as she yanked it out. She was lying her ass off.

 

Whenever men visited my last apartment, my roommate told them, “If you have to use the bathroom, please pee sitting down,” and they were so correct for that

Less mess to worry about but it also helped prevent the scenario of falling into the toilet in the middle of the night bc some bozo left the seat up

 

genuinely laughed

 

I always put the toilet seat down because my mom ingrained that in me. Even when I lived by myself.

 

Damn Grim I bet you even wash your hands after too

 

One time I was at a Miami Dolphins game and I made the mistake of trying to go at halftime like 50,000 other people and there was a line for each individual urinal. I could not perform in that kind of pressure and had to wait.

 

At Phish shows it’s a fun game of finding a part that you are willing to miss to pee but isn’t one of the songs that most people kinda don’t like and are also willing to miss to pee. And much like half time you do not go during set break

 

When I was a teenager playing shows there was one band that everyone would always skip but there was no bathroom at the venue so we would all walk to the 7-11. I feel weird about using a bathroom without buying something so it was always an excuse to get a Slurpee. One time our guitarist wanted to drive there but my drummer and I wanted to walk and she was mad at us the rest of the night.

 

Slurpees are amazing.

 

The IMAX theater I went to closed in the middle of the movie and just funnelled everyone outside from the auditorium at the end. Never seen such a big line at a gas station bathroom afterwards lol

 

I was stuck on the highway because of a fatal accident that took about an hour and a half. We decided to get lunch at the next exit and everyone else was stopping around there for either food or the bathroom.

 

Today is free slurpee day for 7/11

 

OH SHI

 

tell me about it

 

I am a master of finding private places to pee when I’m in public and no public bathrooms are available. I hate porta potties and legit always prefer to find somewhere secluded to pee in a tree lol.

leaving open mic the other day I found this office building with a walkway that had a well manicured garden of small trees on either side, I just walked to the back of that and hid between two trees in case there was a camera lol. I was parked close so I actually peed there twice before leaving lmao