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I wish we had a better fence so I could pee in the backyard sometimes. Damn HOA.

 

Up at my buddy’s camp we killed a tree from pissing on it for years on end.

 

killed et with hammers ass post

 

Wow i just assumed he was sitting in the stall, standing in the stall is even more wild. I honestly do pee sitting down most of the time at home, cleaner and easier to be on phone.

I’ve only peed in a trough at Forest Hills stadium as far as i can remember. Never the ice

 

I've pissed in places that would make a billy goat puke

 

A couple bars at IUP had the ice. It’s fun.

 

I also rarely use urinals because I'm shy and can't go in front of other people

 

Only reason I'm answering this is because I debated posting the anecdote about this anyway, so I'll bite.

Yes, one time I was in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no idea if there was a restroom for miles around so I had no choice but to pull over somewhere and find a bush. It was an emergency situation.

I said I wasn't answering any more questions but that wasn't an invitation to just start making shit up about me either.

 

just picture everyone else naked

 

that got me banned from Applebee's

 

I went to the battery store and the flea market hoping to come up with an opinion to take the heat off but I am still coming up blank. I am sorry.

 

Battery store?

 

Sells batteries

 

Oh wow

 

Batteries Plus, specifically.

 

Feel like the plus makes it less specific

 

I think it is a national chain. If you buy a key fob battery they replace it for life.

 

the battery store called they're all out of you

 

Theres a batteries plus in hicksville lets hang

 

Oh I bet they love you in Hicksville

 

uncalled for

 

wait for me be there in a bit

 

I demand to know more

 

I avoid the urinals at the Century City AMC since whoever designed them sculpted them for optimum splash back.

Also the trough is second worst, topped only by parallel troughs