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had a friend who used to work at ritas water ice and do the same thing. He'd put soft pretzels in his pockets and go into the bathroom to eat them. Would come out like 20 mins later and get right back to scooping water ice.

scooping and pooping

 

I’m lucky but I literally never have to take public poops

 

I usually just build a nest and let it rip

 

I don't like when other men laugh at other men for farting in the men's room. Where else are we supposed to do it?? Men's room should be a farting safe space

 

or for taking a shit, where do you expect me to do it except the designating shitting room

I mean I have never pooped in my life

 

i respect a good fart

 

I usually clap when someone poops or farts in the bathroom

 

Bad enough that I had to hold in a fart at my cubicle so long the I have a stomach ache, now I am getting snickered at for letting it loose at the urinal? Fuck off

 

There are a handful of restaurants that have gender neutral single stall bathrooms with urinals that are relatively low to the ground and I keep swearing that someday I’m gonna see if I can use it

 

my office kinda sucks because our bathroom is attached to the kitchen which is awkward as hell if you're dropping a bomb while some one is heating up their soup or making coffee. Luckily theres a second hidden bathroom in a far off area of the build that used to be a fitness center and is only accessible with our office key so you know I'm taking advantage of that.

 

The stulaff bathrooms are in the lounge so it's definitely awkward if someone is using the microwave or trying to make copies.

Also with teachers it is easy to identify who was using the bathroom based on staggered lunches and planning periods.

 

I didnt rank the schools because I dont go to them but its not looking good. Could be an America problem though

 

I know a lot of teachers and im in the teachers credit union so ill ask around and add schools in soon

 

I'm watching A Few Good Men and when the waitress comes up to Tom Cruise he asks for a beer and she goes to get it? What kind of beer? Draft or a bottle? A glass or a pitcher? It's like when characters buy tickets at a movie theater but they just ask for a ticket instead of specifying the film.

 

Sometimes, any beer will do.

 

feels like this occurs in pretty much every movie lol why are you just now bumping up on it haha

 

Addressing it won't make movies better, it will lead to more product placement which can fuck off

 

idk production designers seem like they could probably just as easily design a fake beer lol

 

Films have established language, It's not weird to watch someone order "a beer" if you break it and name the beer it becomes important to the scene. When Harry Potter orders butter beer you are correctly supposed to think "oh is that some kind of magic beer?" Or they order Heineken and now you know you are watching a fuck ad.

 

Fuck ads could really liven up some movies.

 

This is literally a bit in Detroiters lol