Unpopular Entertainment Opinions • Page 441

There is nothing wrong with urinating in the shower.

 

Its still wrong to post about it.

 

I'm more concerned with it being viewed as entertainment

 

Its not, but since there are whole sites dedicated to that form of entertainment its best to discuss it there.

 

Never have I ever

 

Nothing like a good ol waffle stomp

 

I really hope someone I have blocked posted before you because otherwise I have no idea how this relates to the previous conversation.

 

Haha like you said, it all goes down the same pipes, amirite?

EDIT

Oh, George says "it's all pipes", read that wrong.

 

I mean, that is what the line means, but we're getting dangerously close to me asking what a waffle stomp is and I can't live in that timeline.

 

Lmao sorry the way you asked made it seem like you knew

It's probably exactly what you would guess.

 

Groundhog Day is the best holiday. It is treated with a completely emotionally detached seriousness by that town which makes it funnier. It doesn't have the historical baggage of Thanksgiving or Independence Day, it doesn't require costumes like Halloween, it doesn't promote substance abuse like St. Patrick's Day, and it isn't expensive like Christmas. With that said, when you are a kid up until when your parents stopped trying on Christmas that was the best holiday.

 

It's barely a holiday. Most holidays are shams.

 

The Jet Star (Jan 26 5:15 pm, Sydney Domestic Airport Flight JQ414)
I'm not sure when this happened but domestic airports have finally moved on. Didn't check my ID didn't weigh my bag, didn't have to take my shoes off, no restriction on the amount of liquids I can bring, didn't even make me separate my laptop or aerosols. At the food court as I eat my burrito the boy two tables aside from me flips me a backwards V finger sign combo’d up with a nod and a lean. I'm not sure what's happening but I nod back approvingly. The boy is fitted with an embroided golden short sleeve button up with matching golden shorts, sporting a short shaven bowl style cut with sunglasses on his face. He doesn't appear to have any luggage. I am travelling with a total of one carry on bag and this is first time I've ever had to consider whether no carry on is more baller than no checked, he might be onto something because his golden short sleeve shirt, shorts and sunglasses were certainly upping my Mexican patterned short sleeve loose fit button up with virgin marry print, roman sandals and sunglasses combo. Not much I can do about that until Mary shorts begin production.

He finishes his burrito first, gets up and scoots away from the food court, there's a lot of finger guns and zou bisou hand gestures going on.

I finish my burrito and head to my gate. As I past the McDonald's I spot my boy, he is leaning over the counter, chatting and gesturing to the staff. Hes leaning hard, his feet have left the floor. On his feet are long socks and trainers.

At the gate the I take a seat and wait to board. The flight is announced and we all line up. I scan my phone ticket and the alarm goes off. Shame, I had suspected things were going a little too smoothly. Not shame no alarm Ding Ding I have won emergency row seats. I take my emergency seat with the other tall fit single boys and the flight attendant gives us the speech. don't worry mam this flight is in good hands. Her speech continues, I'm paying attention but more important matters are about to take president. The boy enters the plane. The gestures continue. The boy moves to enter the cockpit, the greeting attendant intercepts and guides him down the isle. There are two empty emergency seats, unfortunately I know he hasn't been assigned to them because otherwise the safety girl wouldn't have started her speech. He struts down, his face lights up, the hand gestures go off and he prepares me elaborate hand greeting. I present him a fist bump that he accepts graciously.

“Yeah, we chilling like that”

He scoots on bye to the back of the plane without any luggage.

 

Speaking of flying, I always tell people I don't eat 24 hours before flying and they look at me like I am crazy, but hunger is preferable to having to use an airplane and/or airport bathroom.

 

Are you throwing up or just dont like the seat?

 

I never use plane bathrooms, I also eat like a normal human when I travel

 

I like to take advantage of everything the airplane offers and one of those things is bathrooms

 

I pee like every 30 minutes on a plane because the air is always so dry in there that I get very thirsty

 

Do you really give it the works and tell the crew how you liked it and give them tips on improvement?

 

Delta switched their snacks. It used to be regular pretzels and/or a biscoff cookie but they tried to poison us with sun chips.

 

no flight attendants are top ten on the list of retail workers who should have a gun and free reign to use it at least once a year so I don't bother them

 

I’m not afraid to use an airplane bathroom. I am 36 years old.