Speaking of Christmas cards, shout out to my one comic shop pal for drawing a festive Gunslinger Spawn for me (and a Jeff the Land Shark for my bestie).
Chili's in Florida is like the equivalent of eating at a Michelin star restaurant , until you're banned for life from drinking too many margs
The best card was from my best student this year who wrote that she got into the University of Miami pre-med program because of my letter. However, the Starbucks gift card (which I will have to sell since I don't drink coffee) and the candy was the best part.
Chili's isn't that bad. On some days it is even good. They got rid of the tempura chicken tenders and they have worse mozzarella sticks now but there is still the molten chocolate cake.
I never went when I lived in Tallahassee because that city is enormous and stupid and I'm not driving 45 minutes for Chilis. Went a few times in Jax though.
I used to have a girlfriend that made us go there all the time and their water was the only thing I would ever buy.
Sometimes I drive past the Starbucks drive through at 8pm and there are like 20 people in line. Who is at Starbucks at 8pm
Telling people that someone prefers to be called sir tells me pretty much everything I need to know about that person.
I don't call anyone ma'am or sir. Anyone who insists on being addressed that way needs to work on their insecurity.