A guy next to me once pulled out a full sub I think from Jimmy John’s cause it used to be next to the theater and it smelled like onions the entire time.
Popcorn is the ideal theater food because it is best there. You can eat chicken tenders or a frozen pizza anywhere else you go.
I try to eat before but I was running late to a matinee of top gun and I was starving so I got the chicken tenders and pretzel bites and honestly? pretty solid.
When I went to the movies last week they gave us a free giant tub of popcorn and a large root beer because they went to deliver it to someone's seats and they'd already gotten their order. Was pretty exciting
Nachos used to be a nice option when I wasn't feeling popcorn back when you got both cheese and salsa with it. Now it's always pre-packaged and you just get one little yogurt cup of cheese, at least at AMC
There is a theater near here that has table service but they only do it for a handful of the big movies currently in release while the rest of the theater is just the regular food for sale. It would be nice to get a chicken parmesan and watch a movie.
Nothing hits like hoovering a Digiorno in a Catholic church while the priest delivers his homily to the congregation
It's the only thing that makes the wafer edible. Gotta put it in the center of a large cheese pizza and fold it in half
One time as a kid I got brought to Easter vigil and someone had baked actual bread and cut it up into little pieces for communion and that shit was delicious. It was super confusing.
One time a kid at my grade school received communion and then pocketed it and put it down his pants in the schoolyard. Shit was metal as hell we were shocked
My fiance came from a more strict, god-fearing Catholic church, while my Catholic upbringing revolved around a God of unconditional love and forgiveness Apparently in stricter churches, you aren't supposed to eat the Eucharist without having confession first. Never heard that in my life. My fiance wasn't thrilled I ate it when I went to church with her