Unpopular Entertainment Opinions • Page 357

it’s called the 24 hour clock, get it right if you’re gonna have an incorrect opinion on it

 

The aggressive attitude around that time format is exactly what I'm talking about

 

we are just naturally superior and smarter

 

I'm going to start breaking things down even further.

"It's one sixth of an hour after 7"

 

Unfortunately I know multiple people that do this and I don't know if they think it is funny or if they really do think I meant that we should go get lunch at 11 p.m.

 

I passively resist this statement

 

It's crazy because if I said the exact same thing with speech instead of text "meet at three fifteen" there would be no feigned ignorance

 

let this be a lesson to call your loved ones instead of texting

 

jk I hate talking on the phone

 

He calls me every week for updates where I announce the winner of hard quiz and recite my movie reviews

 

All you gotta do is present an even more compelling topic of discussion. It's just that simple.

 

I’m a big fan of the Wachowski’s Speed Racer

 

Also, it is rude to hold a door open when someone is pretty far back. Now you have to do that sort of half jog because if you just walked regular you'd be the bad guy.

 

See @theagentcoma? This is how it's done.

 

I enjoyed it, but felt it oscillated wildly between being really cheesy and really cool, in a way that made it hard for me to like definitively.

I did like the wild fakeout with Racer X. Like, it's his brother! But it's not! But it totally is but he got plastic surgery and doesn't want Speed Racer to know for some weird reason!

 

Walk faster, pleb.

Slow walkers are the worst.

 

Holding the door is never rude

 

I'm going to do it on purpose now from even farther away in case I some day run into Morrissey as I'm traveling

 

I've never said "quarter to", I always say "quarter of" instead

 

My accent makes it come out as “cord-er-ah”
Corderra five

 

Speed Racer is potentially the Wachowski’s best imo

 

On this, we agree.

 

Right now Eyes Wide Shut is tied with Stuart Little on my “Best of 1999” IG bracket