Unpopular Entertainment Opinions • Page 352

There was a dollar store right next to the movie theater in the town I went to highschool in, was so dope sneaking cheap candy in instead of spending a million dollars at the concessions

Was always good to go with a girl with a purse to hide it in lol

 

Why do you need a purse when there are cargo pants?

 

When I worked at a summer camp we'd do a yearly movie potluck where everyone would see what creative ways we could sneak things into the theater. At various times people brought: a party sub, an entire homemade cake, two whole pizzas, two dozen wings, etc.

 

Just going into the theater without being suspicious at all, like…

 

Is that Cable's new look? I dig it.

 

Went to a theater I hadn't been to before recently and it's gonna be my new one I think. So comfy. Better than the regal ones nearest me

 

It honestly became about the challenge/stunt eventually. The wings were brought in a baby stroller. The party sub was wrapped onto one guy's leg with ace bandage and he walked with crutches into the theater. I did not partake of the leg sub.

 

I’m afraid to ask how the pizza was brought in

 

I deliver pizzas part time and people will sometimes only crack open the door and take the whole box vertically. It boggles the mind.

 

Not in great taste, I fear.

The guy borrowed his grandmother's spare wheelchair, put a blanket over his lap with the pizzas under it, and wheeled himself into the theater. Even at the time I was like "that can't be great karma-wise"

 

this is insane

 

One of these is opening where I live, the first in Florida, I believe. When it does, I'll report back.

 

it's Florida so it doesn't surprise me

 

Yeah i live here and that isn't surprising at all lol People get robbed.

 

Everyone has their fun joking about Florida but we get to go swimming in January while the rest of you wonder what pet to eat first when the next avalanche comes.

 

Are you kidding me? The water is cold as shit in January. Yeah its like 55 degrees but Florida coastal breeze wind chill is no joke.

 

dont do that, people need something to hold on to

 

There are maybe four days a year like that. Do you live in real Florida (below Daytona) or southern Georgia (above Daytona)?

 

Clearwater lol

 

Isn't Clearwater just spring breakers and Scientologists?

 

Yes that is correct. Also we're the home of Hulk Hogan

Well technically St Pete Beach (where Spring Breakers was filmed/take place) is the bigger spring break area here more than Clearwater Beach.

 

Florida is best when it's cold, except replace "cold" with "a tolerable temperature" and replace "best" with "still a fucking cesspool".

 

Do any of you Florida guys know Bubba the Love Sponge

 

Reading his Wiki article and he sounds like a real piece of shit.