When I was a little kid I turned off Raiders of the Lost Ark when they got on the boat and the camera starts pulling out with the music swelling. For years I did not know about the part with the ark being opened and Indiana Jones riding a submarine.
Honestly, I get it. Not every situation involves easily reachable people. Example: I order pizza and pick it up after work. I try to get enough for my whole family and to have leftovers. But my brother might be at work, so I can't very well ask his opinion. But here's another example. What if you're ordering pizza for a party? Or for a workplace setting? You can't possibly take into account everyone's preferences.
Trailers are literally for leaning over to your SO and whispering “that looks awesome we should go see that” even though you’re never gonna see that shit
You don't always know the people that are coming to your event or function. It might be a surprise. You also would end up wasting a lot of pizza. What are you going to do, buy 30 pizzas?
Depends on the pizza, and why is that pushing it? You cut off a small piece, you clearly don't let someone eat from the actual slice.
Sorry, this isn't complicated. If someone sees something that interests them, they shouldn't feel bad about asking for a taste, and if someone doesn't want to share, they shouldn't feel obligated. These bizarre rules and social hang-ups we create for ourselves are a microcosm of why the human race is untenable as a species.
No one buys an individual pizza for every person, don’t be ridiculous. Get one that’s just cheese, get multiple pepperoni, get sausage, get maybe Canadian bacon, heck maybe even get some with like 4 kinds of meat
I think it should be expected that if you’re having pizza at a large function you’re not gonna some artisanal ricotta and spinach bullshit
I am an adult that has experienced multiple pizzas being purchased for events with lots of employees, you got me
There is nothing deranged about it. Food is food. Anyway, you think asking about any food at all is deranged, so I'm certainly not going to take your opinion on subtleties seriously.
A single slice of pizza is not meant to be a shareable food. In fact, if you’re having a slice of pizza, chances are there’s other slices of the same kind that another person could have you’re adding in uncommon scenarios to fit your thoughts here