I think I was meant to be British tbh. I'm pale and enjoy bland food and could have earl gray injected directly into my veins.
my mom taught me as a kid to get milk duds at the movies because they get the pop corn out of your teeth
I’m just beside myself that tetra non ironically put the og Four Loko recipe in the middle of a list of best drinks of all time
The first time we let our dog sleep on the bed with us he threw up lol. That’s the only issue we’ve had with him on the bed in four years though. I honestly sleep better when he jumps up there with us now.
A lot of the time my cat doesn't sleep on me until I'm already asleep and I feel slightly insulted when I wake up with her curled up on my feet in the morning lol
I unironically think they should put of signs like this everywhere. I can name you spots in my area where they filmed the 2004 Punisher, Cocoon, Spring Breakers. Also they used the old dog track here for a scene in Ocean's Eleven.
You are not allowed to ask for a bite of someone else's appetizer or dessert unless you are in a serious relationship. You should buy your own.
Like, I get wanting to have your food all to yourself, but this stipulation is what's really throwing me. If I'm at dinner with my family and someone asks if they could try something, I don't give a shit. Fuck, I was at lunch with my boss and co-worker and they asked me and I didn't give a shit about that either. Desserts happen all the time, there's no need to hoard them like some sort of dessert goblin.
If your boss is taking your food they are literally taking food out of your mouth. This is what Marx warned about.
If I’m eating with someone that also ordered their own food, I don’t have a problem with them asking for some of mine - provided I was served like, a normal amount of food and not ripped off lol. But if someone says they’re not hungry and don’t order but then they want some of mine, I’ll be irritated for sure