Unpopular Entertainment Opinions • Page 169

because we’re not all dads

 

Some of us are dads, but we want t be Chris Kattan or Will Ferrell,

 

and therefore you wish to be constrained and uncomfortable?

 

Slim fit jeans are not at all constraining and look much better

 

they are constraining by design and definition

 

...Do you think slim fit jeans are the same as skinny jeans?

 

now i don't

 

why are 32/30s rarer than they should be

 

I need to replace all my jeans because for some reason when I was younger I liked having them a little longer than necessary and now I've discovered I hate that.

 

I am 32x30 and don’t have any problem at Macy’s

 

I'm a dad and don't care how I look.

 

right!?

 

Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef

 

How am I supposed to live out my dream as an influencer if no one can see the exact curvature of my bountiful donk

Because most of the population eats like they're fat teenagers

I remember when a 32 waist was comfortable. I also remember when a 34 was comfortable

It's slippery

 

Not sure if you ever shop at Kohl's but I always had luck there (at least until my waist size went up past that lol). TJ Maxx sometimes has good stuff, got a pair of Lucky jeans for maybe $15

 

try being 33x33

 

Because Old Navy wants me to suffer

 

Fuck, there are two of us?

 

I'm 34x30 which is pretty common

 

I was 32x30 in high school, then 34x30 in college, and 36x30 now lol. Aging is fun

 

Try being 6’ 6”. There’s basically nothing beneficial about being tall, especially finding clothes.