Twix • Page 4

When I was in Israel there was some pretty unreal chocolate

 

I'd like to express my dissatisfaction with Starburst. Any candy I have to open twice isn't one I strive for.

 

My top purchase at Target tonight

 

Starburst is disgusting

 

I love Starburst

 

I like strawberry Starburst.



Also watermelon licorice is underrated

 

Bought my first (six) Creme Egg(s) of the year last night

 

F***, I need some chocolate

 

Twix rules, no question. It's a top candy. I'll die on this hill.
Anything with peanut butter is shit, Reese's I would only wish on my worst enemies. The Judas of candies

 

What about these?

 

Trash.

I used to love peanut butter and Reese's in particular. It was my own overindulgence as a child one day -- pack after pack after pack of Reese's with no supervision -- that has ruined it for me. Peanut butter is trash. Reese's is trash. Supervillain origin story

 

Yeah fair enough

 

Can I be your worst enemy

 

You can but I'm really stressed this week so if you could keep it to low-key stuff like eating your Reece's menacingly that'd be great

 

Just ate a Reese's myself. Perfection.

 

A bunch of monsters in this thread

 

pb is my religion

 

I wanna believe in the good of humanity but it's really hard to do when I remember the existence of peanut butter and Reese's

 

I feel like this is a sublimation of the hatred you have for yourself. Deep in your heart you know that the only reason you ate so much Reese's was because your innocent and unbiased childhood mind knew that it was truly the greatest candy of all time. But even delicious and pure things can make you sick. If one eats three plates of thanksgiving dinner, they might end up hurling, but does that mean they not only abstain from, but condemn turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes? Your past self decided to indulge in the soft bed of PB and rippled chocolate, and you're ashamed. But Reese's didn't change, my man. It's still delicious. You changed.

 

he's right

 

This is too much...To be dragged like this on the internet, to be exposed like this. Really, you're right. I flew too close to the sun and I'm paying the price as a Grinch

 

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Emmanuel. Don't let these Reese's-eaters slander you

 

Adding Zac and Emmanuel to my list of people that can't be trusted

 

Twix are bad.

Just eat celery for the same crunch + added health benefits.


Thank you for considering my proposal.
Have a good evening.

 

Thanks for the support. We stand united.

celery tastes bad and you know what people typically pair it with?? Peanut butter. Which is worse. Smh