Tom DeLonge Announces To The Stars Academy of Arts and Science • Page 3

Is there a way to do a check to see how many companies and shell companies and foundations and all that crap Tom actually owns? I feel like I hear about a new one every day.

 

This is the aliens plan all along.
1)Replace Tom.
2) Gradually make him change.
3) Create Shell Corp "To The Stars Academy" to act as front for hostile alien takeover. Company has ambitions, but no real plan and sells shares for 100000000% their actual value.

What will Phase 4 be?

 

World Domination

 

If it's something so mind blowingly important for the average person to know according to Tom why is he seeking to profit off it massively by creating feature films and content? Seems incredibly fishy.

 

The livestream is starting, get the popcorn. This will be quality stand-up comedy.

 

"While To The Stars was being formed, Blink-182 was unraveling in the press"

 

"You know things you shouldn't know, and I need to know who the hell you are"

This is hilarious.

 

This is what happens when you eat paint chips as a kid.

 

Lmao

edit: Ayy lmao actually

 

Is it just me or does Tom look a little bit bigger...?

 

Stress eating from all that top secret stuff he cant speak of.

 

Or maybe he has to eat the files he’s given so other people can’t read them after.

 

"deep black experience"

 

I mean, he's 41, so he looks normal to me.

 

This. Is. Incredible.

 

Alternative Press article a couple of hours ago:

"At the time this story was reported, 218 investors had already raised $130,410."

I've got to say... that impresses me. And saddens me.

 

this is so good

 

Tom's vagueness will drive me insane. Also his incessant hyperbole.

 

I don't even want to know what the single biggest investment was lol

 

"literally days ago. LITERALLY."

 

If this video has taught me anything...it's that they clearly need to improve the pensions for federal agencies. How embarrassed must these "co-founders" and "team members" be to sit on stage or put their names to this? I'm sure in the 90s they all hated their kids listening to Blink.