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Tom DeLonge Announces New Children’s Book

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Nov 13, 2018.

  1. Melody Bot

    Your friendly little forum bot. Staff Member

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    Tom DeLonge will be releasing a new children’s book called Who Here Knows Who Took My Clothes on November 30th. Some limited edition pre-orders are now up.

  2. EntryLevelTank

    "Draft Day" is a good film Supporter

    Holy fuck $55???
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  3. Dog Fish


    this is the thing that goes to California relief, right?
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  4. CarpetElf

    douglas Prestigious

    what is this man's life
  5. Former Planets


    It was the aliens!! They took them!!
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  6. maxracer


    tom delonge is 55% real
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  7. SEANoftheDEAD


    If I can snag it for like $5 in a bargain bin, I'll read it to my kid once and donate it to the local Goodwill after.
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  8. mattylikesfilms


    • Autographed First Edition Hardcover of Who Here Knows Who Took My Clothes? Includes signed bookplate by author Tom DeLonge • Limited Edition 7" flexi vinyl record of audiobook narrated by Tom DeLonge
    • 4" Nude Dude flexible Christmas ornament
    • First Edition Certificate of Authenticity
    • Packaged in a custom Who Here Knows full-color printed bag

    First 200 orders of Who Here Knows Who Took My Clothes? come with a free pair of Instant Underpants!!!

    Makes sense given what it comes with. Would I buy it? No. Will others? Probably.
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  9. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole

    That’s a.... that’s a weird title for a kid’s book, no?
  10. warriorsam


    What's My Age Again: The Novelization
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  11. Former Planets


    “Nobody likes you when you’re Tom Delonge...”
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  12. scottlechowicz

    Trusted Supporter

    Based on the title, I’m gonna assume this is gonna teach kids about how to leverage your fame and brand loyalty to bilk investors.
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  13. summertimejesus

    Birds and Guitar

    Holy shit you weren't joking with those bullet points...
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  14. mattylikesfilms


    I just copied and pasted from the link. Very minimal effort on my end.
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  15. summertimejesus

    Birds and Guitar

    No, I really meant that you didn't make them up yourself! "First edition certificate of authenticity" and the 7' vinyl audiobook have me screaming.
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