oh sorry one last toilet paper one. the way the companies advertise their packages as having X amount of rolls based on an alt universe where the rolls in the package are hypothetically small than they actually are
when you hit the bottom of a straw on a surface to make it bust through the top of the paper wrapper but instead it bends and maybe even has a crack in it now
Repeatedly thinking this is the reasons to keep living thread and opening it up to see annoyances instead.
2am: "Are you still watching?" "Yes" *two 21 minute episodes later* "Are you still watching?" "Yes" *repeat until 5am*
People who say “ummm” sooooo many fucking times on a call / conversation / per sentence. Holy shit lords does everyone at work say “ummmmmm” way way way too fucking much.