this also any time when you bring it up, someone in that thread just having to posit that "there's a lot of good music to listen to. they can release it whenever they're ready." like no shit. still sucks haha
When you can feel a loose strand of hair on your arm but can't find it. And then how it can become quickly terrifying if the loose strand ends up being a spider
Having to click the accept cookies pop up thing on websites. I value my millisecond of click time more than my personal data! Just track me and get lost!
All work place jargon (e.g., not in my wheelhouse, lets circle back to this, low hanging fruit, wearing many hats, anything related to speaking about Mondays or Fridays)
Only work email jargon I use is AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL because people act dumb, don’t read, and/or try to pin shit on you that’s clearly not your fault.
Oh god, I’m definitely guilty of this, but I actually do (especially clients/vendors I’ve become really cool with) — until they act like an asshole.
When people think it’s ok to show up to their appointment late. We have a lot of people at my work that show up late, or “on time” (like on the dot) then the have to fill out forms which takes about 10-15 min. It’s annoying and disrespectful because we run a tight schedule.
my email at 9:12 this morning: “Hi xxxxxxxx, The case is made of waterproof plastic and includes foam inserts.” response at 9:18 this morning: “Hi there! What is the case made out of?”
Burgers that are so tall I can't open my mouth wide enough to eat them like do u want me to unhinge my jaw like a snake???