When watching America's Got Talent with children and some guy comes on stage to play the flute, but then suddenly the music stops, "Pony" starts playing and you know what's about to happen so you have to quickly fast forward
When people unironically pretend to suddenly have you entirely pinned down because you’ve revealed to them you are the oldest, middle, youngest, or only child
When you click on a great thread once and then never get any updates ever again but click on a terrible one accidentally and you’re suddenly following it forever.
When you’ve silently blocked someone and you’re always a little afraid you’re gonna post something totally redundant to what they posted and play yourself (this has happened to me). Like dog I’m not trying to hurt your feelings I just don’t wanna see your posts lol
Wow, a new nightmare scenario for me to obsess over despite having no one blocked and it being impossible. Also add in assuming people are talking about me in a negative post when they definitely definitely aren’t, but that’s probably too big of a personal issue to consider a tiny thing.
lol we’ve had tiffs no lie but nah I wouldn’t block ya! the user it was about actually isn’t here anymore anyway
I’ll provide context to not be an asshole lmao but I was basically just saying to her how I literally don’t remember the people I’ve fought with here because I have name-blindness and it all blurs together and I end up treating everyone the same despite fighting with them bc I just don’t remember it but they remember me lmaooo
When you know you're right, but the other person is convinced that they are right and won't listen when you try to explain how they're wrong.
When right wingers get all smug and think they have a gotcha moment when leftists consume a capitalist product. How do you expect us to survive in capitalism without using it lol
waking up and realizing you didn't charge your phone, vape or laptop overnight so now they're all dying
Yall need some silicone sponges. The food gets stuck in the bristles but theres no smell or nasty water sitting in it. I havent bought a sponge in years