Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 6

when you ask people to vote on your lunch and then no one does 'cept for one person so you can't be sure you're makin' the right choice

 

I just value your ability to make your own decisions

 

when you're the only person to vote on someone's lunch but that person doesn't want to take your advice, even though you give the best advice

 

when mommy and daddy are fighting at the dinner table and you don't wanna get involved but you need to ask for five dollars for the dance at school

 

chapped lips

 

chapped nips

 

chapped d*cks

 

we just wrote a mumble rap song

 

Oh yeah, mumble rap. That's a good one.

 

I love my mumble rap

when it's done well (Playboi Carti, Future, Young Thug) but it can be terrible too (Lil Xan)

 

@dylan

 

when you go to a restaurant and ask for a Coke and they say "is Pepsi ok?"

no, it is not

 

when the vocalist points the mic at the crowd during the good parts

 

grey hair

 

mosquitos

 

this is a good one

 

it works on multiple levels

 

your mom works on multiple levels

sorry

 

nice

 

people who don't like gifs from the hit tv show The Hills

 

People who let the "life in h0llyw00d is so g00d" thread die

 

beard flakes

 

@SlappinCups leaving us high and dry

 

I miss my son