Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 57

getting smoke in your eye

 

in elementary school people called me Madeline a lot (& would sing the theme song) and I hated it
then in jr. high some girls discovered that I hated being called Madsta and so they would exclusively call me that
don't know what lead to me making it my ap username since it was a nickname given to me by bullies lol

 

Calling you this from now on

 

Sounds like reappropriation, Madzilla

 

I dated a girl named Stacey for years

this was around the time that "Stacey's Mom" song was big so I heard that quite a bit

people are dumb af

 

But did she?

 

fuck no

 

someone remind me to never read Facebook posts ever again

thx

 

WORM GIFS

 

Bullies called me Graham Cracker thinking it was a dunk, I pretended to not love it so they wouldn’t come up with something worse but joke’s on them bc graham crackers own

 

I never had a cool nickname either

 

this deserves a whole post of its own. people that make the most obvious jokes or references are the worst. we all have a thing we’re sick of hearing from other people, it takes like 0% effort to understand when you may be doing it to someone else

 

imagine how those idiots feel when they learn another name for Richard

 

Rich is a perfectly reasonable name

 

the bros on this site

 

people who find assholes everywhere they go and have never once stopped to consider that maybe they are the asshole

I know a lot of those

 

when people tell you about their dreams

I've never heard an interesting one to this day

 

maybe our real friends were the assholes we met along the way

 

when someone doesn't take the hint that you don't want to talk to them right now

 

I just quoted you, this does not bode well for me

 

I remember hearing once, if you are driving and you think everyone around you is an idiot/driving wrong, you should take a moment to reflect that maybe you are the asshole driver lol

 

never

yup

 

our president

 

That's not tiny