Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 56

Waffles

 

damn

we could've used you

 

People who like pancakes over waffles enjoy soggy food

 

pancakes are for kids who can't yet appreciate the finer things in life like waffles

 

When companies try to market themselves as “the amazon/netflix/google of *industry*”

 

Or Taco Bell

 

lol true

 

been trying to get my friends to call me madzilla for ages now

 

I'll call you that if you want, madzilla

 

Your new username

 

People gave me nicknames that were longer than my name lol, I man and E man are an extra letter

 

I’ve had people try to give me nicknames and it just feels forced, I don’t like it. The only one I don’t mind is Ry and even that I only like when used by certain people.

 

All of my nicknames growing up were ones that I hated tremendously.

 

Have you ever tried to get people to refer to you as eye-an?

I knew someone in college like that and it annoyed me

 

Absolutely not

 

But you love all of our nicknames right Kenjamin?

 

No. I absolutely hate those too.

 

which do you hate the most?

if I were you, I would absolutely hate being called Kenny

 

I hate being called Kenny. Ken or Kenneth or don't talk to me, tbh. I think I wrote out the story of why I hate being called Kenny at one point on here. I'll see if I can find it.

 

how many times in your life have you heard some moron saying "they killed Kenny" at you? I'd imagine too many

 

My father-in-law goes by Kenney and I always appreciated the different spelling

 

what a maverick

 

Too many.

Lots of references to that shitty R.E.M. song "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" also.

Ken-doll comments. "Where's Barbie?" comments.

I can promise you that every single person who made one of the above comments thought they were being extremely clever, but actually they looked like a fucking idiot.

 

ah, the Dunning-Kruger effect