Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 54

Having to work every day for the next 40+ years until I retire (lol) or die of a heart attack

 

the American dream

 

This is making the assumption that we’re all still here in 40 years

 

which is a big assumption for anyone to make

gotta laugh not to cry

 

When I’m hungry but lazy

 

tendies that take 27 minutes to cook!

 

when my Amazon package says Thursday and they really do mean Thursday

 

when someone wants you to play some dumbass video for them so now you have to hit "not interested" on dozens of videos or block whole channels altogether every time you go on YouTube because they fucked your algorithm up

thx Dad

 

The fact that I was born in this dumbass selfish fucking country


I’m in a great mood today haha

 

when Prolific has only given me two studies in a day

 

That split second when your music pauses right before you get a call. I miss my iPod.

 

Sweating

Not tiny I HATE it

 

everything, because everything is a distraction

 

When I come across a cool ass band shirt online only to see that it has tour dates on the back

 

I feel that

 

I'll just wear it who cares

 

True, I probably will; I actually happened to be at one of the shows listed (it’s from a tour a few years back too). I just really hate shirts with tour dates — or usually anything for that matter — on the back of them for some reason, haha.

 

when you eat food and wash your hands but they still smell like you just ate

 

when a window is open in a room while you close the door, and it looks like you slammed it

 

sometimes it truly amazes me the amount of shit we've found to complain about

and at the same time it feels like the possibilities are endless

 

that moment when you agree with something Paul Pierce said

 

when Hulu fucks up and then takes me back five episodes once it starts playing again

fix that shit

 

People that hate on Pineapple on pizza

 

People that choose Waffles over Pancakes