Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 521

So tired of seeing the regulars at my job every single goddamn day. I did the math and some of these people are paying 6k a year to eat pure slop

 

Before or after setting up facial ID?

 

I was just about to make a joke about that

well done

 

Insomnia

 

Runs over pothole on highway

Waze: Pothole ahead in 200 ft.

Lmao. Honestly think it's funnier than an annoyance but hey

 

Tiny annoyance: folding sheets.

Does any single person (as in, living alone) who goes to a laundromat actually bother doing it? I just fold the top corners together 3 times and then roll it up like a burrito straight from the basket. Better than accidentally touching that nasty floor. Idc if they are slightly wrinkled under my comforter.

 

I put lotion on and then several minutes went by and I ate a grape, forgetting about the lotion, so I didn't wash my hands. The grape tasted like lotion

 

Me when I eat something after I put hand sanitizer on in the car after bringing my garbage to the compactor.

Tbh I don't think I have done this (yet) but ya never know. I usually wash my hands again once I get back inside my apartment.

 

My kid was looking forward to seeing my friends kid all week. Beautiful fucking day, went to a brewery with a playground. That little turd didnt wanna play with my kid at all and just sat there on her fucking ipad the whole time. My kid was upset and it broke my heart.

Parents NEED to TO DO BETTER FUCK that!!!!!!!!

 

My house is old so all the closets are big enough to hold like 3 shirts. I have a spare room I turned into a closet and I just have all my clothes on garment rack things. They all broke and came crashing down. I got the racks put back together and was hanging the last shirt back up and they all fell down again right on top of me. And they’re broke for real this time so I gotta leave everything on the floor until I figure something out!

 

Who the fuck gives their kid an iPad outside!?

 

Parents who need to do better at being parents

 

Do kids no longer get up to mischief outdoors at all hours of the day and come home for dinner with skinned knees?

I am Abraham Simpson, screaming at the clouds.

 

People whispering, especially at work

 

Dude on discogs trying to get me to refund him cause USPS delivered his record at a parcel box. Even filed a claim via PayPal after literally telling me “not your fault not my fault, it’s USPS”. Ok big dawg, let’s see how those screenshots work on getting your $40 back.

“I’m not paying for something I didn’t receive” with a literal 50% seller rating lol

 

When people pronounce legitimate as “legitiment”

 

never heard that one

 

When people put on their turning signals way too early. Like people put on their turning lights two or three side streets away from the stoplight they want to turn at. I always think they're about turn on the side street but they blow past it. I see people doing it every single day and it always bugs me.

I was always taught "never put your turning indicator on until there are no more turns before the one you actually want to make"

 

My ex always gave me shit for turning it on too early but I did always follow the rule of not turning it on if there is another turn before mine haha.

She thought it would be confusing to the cars behind me but I was like "how? There's literally nowhere else to turn, I'm just giving them a good heads up so they have proper time to react."

 

My driving quirk that would always annoyed my friends is i wouldn't ease into stops and I would stop pretty abruptly. it would freak my friends out. I corrected myself and started tapping on the breaks going into stops later, but for first like 5 years of me driving I did that because that is how my dad drives. My dad still drives that way and now I get freaked out whenever I am in the car with him and he accelerates into a stop.

 

Oo I'm pretty good at that but I do get up to speed from a stop quick like a mad man lol

 

Tiny thing that annoys me is every time I go into Great Clips they ask me "are you sure??" when I say I want a fade to a 1 on the sides and back with 3 inches on top.

I dated a hair stylist for 10 years, I know what my usual is. It's in your system haha. They're always so scared of how low the blade is. I even show a picture! And they always do a good job anyways. $44 with a beard trim.

 

They probably have to because most people are dumb and will yell at them haha

 

I don't blame them lol and I do have a tendency to procrastinate and wait up to 2 months between cuts so I get it. That's why I said it's just a tiny annoyance :P

EDIT

They did reverse the direction of my part like 6-8 months ago without asking me though and THAT annoyed me. I finally had them fix that today after I let it grow a little longer, and I'm stoked about it.