My coworker who works the night shift is in the same mindset as me. He leaves 2 or 3 hours early and finishes his shift from home after the managers leave at 5pm basically every day. He also WFH on his weekend shift and they don't notice.
Having to bite a hole all the way through my tongue when my boss suggests using TrumpRX rather than the company insurance plan or recommends Tom McDonald songs to my employees when they complain about raises.
When I think my device is charging but it's not because I put it off like one millimeter off the charging pad or the cord. Worst offender is the weird charging port thing for the Fitbit
The Wi-Fi is good at my work but I don't like connecting my personal phone to the network and cell phone coverage is ass there right next to the ocean, so that's a slight annoyance haha.
Watching the dcom zenon movies and the way Protozoa went from non white to white in the last movie. Like they couldn’t find a similar looking actor? You can tell the dude isn’t close to the OG
When you order Doordash and you can see that they're actively avoiding the highway when you're quite literally a straight shot off of it lol
guy at my job insinuating that it's my code breaking stuff when it's actually someone from his own team lol, thanks for making me panic for nothing
Went to a local coffee shop today to get a drink and stock up on some of their beans. I remembered that I have a gift card to that place that I got for my birthday last year and would use it for my order. It’s a digital gift card that had both a PIN number and QR code. Got rang up, asked the cashier how to go about using it and they had no idea. They tried using it, but their register had no option to scan the QR code, nor anything to input a PIN number. So in the end all I got was a “sorry you can’t use your gift card” and I left without getting anything. How the fuck am I supposed to use my gift card in store then???
I’m in a Dairy Queen that’s connected to a gas station I go to often. There’s nobody at the counter. A gas station worker comes in and says “hi, I just wanted to introduce my son. This is him. Say hi.” I laugh and say hi, which is a little weird because I’ve seen her in the gas station but haven’t talked to her before. I turn around when they leave and there’s a Dairy Queen worker now behind the counter that I didn’t see arrive there. Obviously she was talking to them. So embarrassing…
Dull nail clippers that end up just kinda bending your nail instead of cutting them lol Guess I'm hitting up CVS down the road
I’m surprised I haven’t gone from “tiny annoyance” to “delusional rage” yet as it’s been a strange two weeks: - my FireStick remote died so I can’t access any apps (tv itself too slow/old to able to stream directly from that) - TV remote died the following day (thankfully the “universal” cable remote I have works still, at least for now) - my fridge randomly leaks water out from under it - my electric toothbrush will randomly die after using it for 11 seconds when moments earlier it says it’s 100% charged. But sometimes it doesn’t die after 11 seconds! - my sit/stand up desk at work doesn’t work - the flush handle on my toilet will randomly die and stay stuck in the down position so I gotta remember to check it before waking away so the tank refills properly - while driving on the highway today my hood suddenly came loose. Didn’t recreate the scene from Tommy Boy thankfully but what the fuck - pretty sure the heat in ny apartment just went out / died as I hear it kick in but doesn’t actually start. Thankfully it was 60 today but think I’m gonna wake up to a 40-degree apartment lol
Rocket Money ads. How the hell are there people with twelve subscriptions they forgot they’re paying for?
I feel like because I live in a city that has a pretty high population of retirees/seniors that food from restaurants is kinda ... bland a lot of the time. I got Indian takeout last night and it was just the most flavorless curry I have ever had, like not even just heat level but spices in general. Even the rice was somehow bland lmao. I just know that's because they've probably gotten feedback from all the white folks that the food is too spicy lol
I love the Deep 3 podcast but not one of them knows how to pronounce asterisk. every time they say it they omit the second s and it's so frustrating to listen to three grown men fumble their way through a word
How every place encouraging app and mobile orders just makes things take longer and be more confusing and complicated
My mortgage company merged with another company and I haven’t been able to log in for over 3 months. Can’t live chat bc it always says they’re too busy, can’t get through on phone bc they’re too busy. When I was on hold for hours and someone finally picked up the phone they didn’t even say hello, just hung up. Thankfully I’m on autopay so my payments are going through but very annoying!!
Update: I don’t remember if I posted it here or another thread, but Google lied, and you can’t add a prepaid gift card to your Amazon gift card balance. Which sucks because I wanted to make a purchase without using my credit card. Oh well I guess
People who respond to you by sending a completely separate email/starting a new chain instead of simply just hitting “reply” to your email