Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 50

When you go to click on a followed thread but then the ad loads and you click on the thread above it

 

I don't think you're the kind of person I'm talking about

 

I'm thinking specifically of a really skinny white dude with long hair and a goatee who doesn't wear a shirt, has a ton of snakes, a few big ones he's really proud of and won't stop talking about, might sell meth, and definitely sells weed because I bought some from him in Palatka, FL

 

Ok well it doesn’t sound like the snakes are the issue in this scenario!

 

sometimes I wonder what the closest I ever was to meth and wasn't aware of it

 

Snakes are cool but I’m not a snake person, there’s definitely a difference haha

 

thank u

 

you can like snakes, you can have one as a pet if you like and I have no qualms with it. they just kind of creep me out is all. but if you have a lot of them and you start making your life about your snakes and you're to the point where you or someone else would refer to you as a "snake person," then yeah, miss me with that

 

10 minute calls with my project manager where he feels the need to explain what to do and how to do it every time, and it's always the same fucking thing. talks about why we have this project (idfc) and then he says "you're smart, you know what to do" before launching into another quick rehash of what to do.

 

when you don't put a describing tidbit in the contact's name. i hope i just texted the right person

 

Not so little but:

when douchebag new hires think they know everything.

the things this fucking idiot has said the last few weeks... I can’t imagine his wife and kids actually exist in anything but a pit in his basement and he’s Buffalo Bill. The fact this fucker got through two interviews with multiple groups of people shows the terrifying idiocy I work with.

 

oh shit, I texted Mark Bacne instead of Mark Weed

 

Nah that's Steve Sticky-Skunk
progressive parents

 

When people leave their windshield wipers on but the rain has stopped. And the wipes are on high! How does that noise not bug the shit out of them??

 

Omg I haaaate this

 

I’ve never seen anyone do that but I’ve definitely had the stoned thought that it would be hilarious

 

My friend used to do it all the time on blunt cruises and I always paranoidly yelled at her like “that makes us look high!!”

 

I meant to pack leggings and what I actually packed was a pair of high waisted shapewear briefs and one knee high sock.

 

All I have to do is go back to my hometown and probably ask around. My hometown is kinda notorious for it nowadays

 

damn. that's always a bummer

 

Bad thing about small towns with nothing to do.

 

true. I know it's everywhere in mine too, I've just never seen it

 

I work with ppl who have addiction issues and in my area meth and fentanyl are pretty big. It sucks.

 

Props to you for dealing with that every day, I definitely couldn't do it.