Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 492

People who call to wish you a happy birthday the day before your birthday. And it's not like they messed up the day.

I answer the phone and dude is like "guess who's birthday is tomorrow? Happy birthday."

Okay. Thanks. But call me tomorrow.

 

People who inspect each individual green bean before they put it in their bag. Absolutely infuriating to have to wait 5-10 minutes (no exaggeration) just to grab green beans.

 

The fact I can never got a good night of sleep at a hotel

 

once my sleep schedule (which is quite shaky to begin with) gets fucked, it is so hard to get it unfucked

 

I’ve been with my wife for 14 years. We saw one of her uncles last weekend and we talked briefly about the new baby soon. He shook my hand when we left and said “I knew you had it in you”. It was so weird that I didn’t know what to say. Truly bizarre behavior.

 

weird uncle vibes for sure

 

When I’m trying to copy an image with text and my phone copies the text within the image rather than the image itself. Why would I ever want to copy the text?

 

Apartment lizards

 

Slow walkers. Get outta my way. I got places to be!!!

 

This pisses me off so much, as someone that walks fast

I always tell people, I’m not an aggressive driver, but I am an aggressive walker. If someone is in front of me and walking super slow, I will legitimately get pissed off

 

Along these lines, last time I went grocery shopping it seemed like there was always someone standing in front of what I needed to grab in every aisle. Idk if they’re reading the ingredients, zoning out, debating if they should buy it or not or what but it’s annoying as shit and they look sooooo offended when you say say “excuse me” to grab a box of whatever it is and move on like I’m causing a problem

 

When you’re trying to leave Costco and people walk slow af right in front of you

 

Ugh this happened to me today at Marshalls but two women and their cart and they were having this long conversation about who knows what blocking the entire aisle. And it was a popular seasonal aisle. At first I was like whatever I'll look around first and circle back. But they were still there just chit chatting. I finally said excuse me and they moved just enough for me to reach for the thing I was browsing for but didn't move ultimately. Basically I was like

 

My power back isn’t charging. I charged it last night and was not charged this morning. It’ll flash like it’s charging, but nothing happens

edit: I looked up troubleshooting online and tried to follow their options. It’s charging super slowly but it may be getting there?

 

Went to Taco Bell today and they got my order wrong three times. It was a bean burrito with a few straightforward modifications. I ended up asking for a refund

I was mindful of my tone and apologised each time but it’s tough to let a food service employee know they made something incorrectly three times without coming off as a Karen

 

Nah that warrants Karen behavior lol. Getting an order messed up three times is absurd

 

sorry to hear that, @Orla

so glad my Taco Bell is on point most every time

 

The fact that Starbucks only has 1 sugar free flavor syrup now is wild

 

very

 

Target not having ten item or less lines, the person in front of me was doing back to school shopping for 2 kids so it was a lot of stuff lol

 

On the opposite end, my local Target is 4 self-checkouts that I believe are all 10 items or less but no one actually enforces that.

And no one enforces it because they only have 1 actual register open. It’s insanity.

Meanwhile my local Meijer has FIVE items or less self checkouts next to the “normal” self checkouts. Only place I’ve seen that and it’s wild to me Meijer would have that since there’s so much shit in there and I never see anyone use them because while I get the point, I never see anyone with less than at least an overflowing basket of stuff and they have 400 “normal” self checkouts so there’s never a line so idk why they needed another variation of self checkouts

 

I got a pack of these mini ice cream bars. Supposed to be a variety pack of vanilla and strawberry but they were all vanilla

 

The weird obsession people have with Taylor swift

 

don't look now, Isn