Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 492

People who call to wish you a happy birthday the day before your birthday. And it's not like they messed up the day.

I answer the phone and dude is like "guess who's birthday is tomorrow? Happy birthday."

Okay. Thanks. But call me tomorrow.

 

People who inspect each individual green bean before they put it in their bag. Absolutely infuriating to have to wait 5-10 minutes (no exaggeration) just to grab green beans.

 

The fact I can never got a good night of sleep at a hotel

 

once my sleep schedule (which is quite shaky to begin with) gets fucked, it is so hard to get it unfucked

 

I’ve been with my wife for 14 years. We saw one of her uncles last weekend and we talked briefly about the new baby soon. He shook my hand when we left and said “I knew you had it in you”. It was so weird that I didn’t know what to say. Truly bizarre behavior.

 

weird uncle vibes for sure

 

When I’m trying to copy an image with text and my phone copies the text within the image rather than the image itself. Why would I ever want to copy the text?

 

Apartment lizards

 

Slow walkers. Get outta my way. I got places to be!!!

 

This pisses me off so much, as someone that walks fast

I always tell people, I’m not an aggressive driver, but I am an aggressive walker. If someone is in front of me and walking super slow, I will legitimately get pissed off

 

Along these lines, last time I went grocery shopping it seemed like there was always someone standing in front of what I needed to grab in every aisle. Idk if they’re reading the ingredients, zoning out, debating if they should buy it or not or what but it’s annoying as shit and they look sooooo offended when you say say “excuse me” to grab a box of whatever it is and move on like I’m causing a problem

 

When you’re trying to leave Costco and people walk slow af right in front of you

 

Ugh this happened to me today at Marshalls but two women and their cart and they were having this long conversation about who knows what blocking the entire aisle. And it was a popular seasonal aisle. At first I was like whatever I'll look around first and circle back. But they were still there just chit chatting. I finally said excuse me and they moved just enough for me to reach for the thing I was browsing for but didn't move ultimately. Basically I was like