Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 476

I dig afternoon showere until they leave me without power for several hours

 

stay safe, @Halitosis Jones

 

I had a touch less car wash tear off the “F” of the Ford decal on my car. Worse, it irritated me so much I wasted like 80 bucks to order a new one and have it replaced lol

 

We never got it lol

 

lucky. we're supposed to get even more today

 

at least I couldn't feel the earthquake that happened yesterday. silver linings

 

Yeah I had a touch less car wash scratch the hood of my car too.

 

I just don't get how that happens without brushes making physical contact. Is it blowing loose rocks onto my car??

 

Certain words I can never seem to type correctly, like "institution". That 'tituti' in the middle always trips me up.

 

I cannot spell “received” correctly, for the life of me

 

I can spell the word just fine, if a I say it or write it, but something about the alternating vowels after the same consonant, especially since U and I are right next to each other, just gets me.

 

I did ladder kettlebell swings. Not from a ladder!! but when you progressively go up by one rep each time with the intention to go up to 20 and then ladder back down to 1 and for the life of me I could not keep count. Got a good workout and my legs feel like jelly but lost track of the reps so many times

 

I never thought in my whole life this would be me, but sometimes I want the burger and the drink but not the fries. But it's more cost effective to get the combo. But sometimes if I'm counting calories I just want the burger and then I get a coke zero. I love fries. But I've also come to realize that not all fries are made equally either and I don't have to eat mid fries just cause they're fries. Like they're not bad cause mid fries are still better than many things. But I don't wanna order them to be cost effective but then be wasteful. And im not out here trying to upgrade to onion rings or whatever. Not in this economy!!

 

I’m sick as fuck but can’t take tomorrow off work bc I’m not allowed to miss 3 consecutive days without a note from a doctor. I don’t have a doctor bc mine moved. I have PTO available, just let me use it!!

 

I think most fries are mid, but if they're there I'm going to eat them, so I'd rather just not have them.

 

I do similar "ladder" workouts with running intervals - hard effort for 15 seconds, easy for a minute, 30 seconds hard effort, 1 minute easy, up to a 2-minute hard effort and then back down - but yeah, I will space out during that 1 minute easy effort and forget how long I'm supposed to go next.

 

I'm technically a doctor (of law). What kind of note do you need?

From the offices of Dr. Elder Lightning, J.D.

To Whom It May Concern,

Please excuse Jams' absence from work today and for the last two days. They are sick as fuck and can't make it in.

Thank you for your understanding,

Dr. EL, JD

 

Chill flavored Zyns kinda suck. They taste like vaguely sweet nothing.

 

My hand started hurting and now I am afraid I got a Rheum condition. My dad has Osteoarthritis, Rheumatoid Arthritis, and Gout. He calls it the triple threat.

 

Water’s been shut off in my apartment without warning for the second time this week, and it’s been off for at least four hours so far today. When will I be able to wash my hands again? Who knows!

 

That's frustrating. One time the city was repairing a water main by me and said it would just be out during the business day, so I went into the office that day, nbd. Turned out they couldn't get it fixed in time so I had zero water for two days straight

 

The apartment I lived in a few years ago was a nightmare and they constantly turned the water off with little notice. They also were drilling bricks on the outside wall of my office for like a month straight. My ceiling leaked several times as well and they did nothing about it. Terrible place.

 

When I don't know where I'm going but I'm close to my destination so the gps decides that I'm close enough that I want to walk because they probably think what idiot could be so close to the destination and still don't know where they're at where they need to drive to it. But it's me, I'm the idiot and I am in a car. Please tell me where to go and let that be an option instead of making me choose walking to get there

 

Making it all the way to work only to realize I brought my personal laptop instead of my work laptop >_>

They're identical so I purposely put decals all over my personal laptop, but it still didn't stop me!

 

When you cough/sneeze while drinking something. Nostrils and back of my throat felt funny/irritated for close to an hour after it happened. Annoying lol