Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 474

you poor thing

 

Why are so many clothing companies making the necks on their shirts so goddamn wide. I’ve now lost count of the amount of times I’ve tried on a shirt where everything fits/looks great but the neck is so big so it ends up being super unflattering on me.

Or maybe it’s my neck that’s too small?…

 

When you have 2 of those little oranges for a snack and the second one tastes way worse than the first.

 

why is Etsy trying to sell me stuff from Latvia and Turkey and why are there so many phone cases

 

The teriffs are taking over the soda.l!! Nearly $14 for a 12 pk of Dr Pepper. And this is at the “cheap” store

 

The new Instagram update is fuckin’ with my head, man

 

Delete it

 

bad app

 

All of the stores trying to use the tariffs as marketing for their business feels weird. So many "clearance before tariffs!" Sales and such. Just feels dystopian

 

This you?

 

Towing mirrors on trucks when they’re not towing anything. Makes me wonder if they know how to drive a truck

 

When you’re shopping online and they leave all the sold out items still in the store

 

While I give them a bit of a pass because they’re a small mom and pop shop, there is a store by me that never seems to update their website and filtering does work so even when you filter to “in stock” everything still shows up AND the “sold out” icon is super small and a super light gray in the upper right hand corner against an off-white background so it’s barely noticeable. I have to imagine they’ve had people come in and get annoyed that whatever they’re there for isn’t there because they missed the small font

 

On my way to an important work meeting and the chocolate frosting from a donuts fell off and went all over my brown pants. It looks like I shit everywhere and it’s not coming off. The meeting starts in 15 minutes

 

That one Instacart ad I see all the time where the couple gets in a disagreement if ketchup bottles need to be kept in the pantry or the fridge, and they act like it's just a matter of preference or opinion. If you keep opened ketchup in the pantry it will get moldy AF and go bad quick.

 

Ketchup is shelf stable. It doesn’t need to be refrigerated.

 

I trust you on this topic only because you were a Chipotle manager and were ServSafe Manager certified

 

If you barely use it I would refrigerate it but if you go through it frequently you’re fine to keep it in the pantry. I hardly ever use ketchup so I refrigerate mine.

 

Always refrigerate ketchup what’s wrong with you people!

Remember glass bottle ketchup at restaurants? I miss those.

 

Memories flooding of dumping ketchup on my plate from one of those and dipping thick steak fries into it

 

Impossible to put a reasonable amount on your plate!

 

ketchup always tastes better in the glass, its science

 

so much better

 

Ketchup tastes better cold

 

HOAs, nosy little fucks who need to find a hobby