Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 468

Yes and it absolutely does

 

Thank you. And thank you Lisa Simpson for indoctrinating me in my youth.

 

when you are about to step into a crosswalk and someone pulls out right in front of you, looks at you, and continues to go on with their driving

 

Okay but then you lose out on a sick insurance payout

 

i was just trying to get my daily mental health walk in!!!

 

When I check Google Maps to see how traffic is before I drive home and it says “traffic is heavier than usual.”

Uh, no it isn’t. You say that every time I check before I head home from work. Traffic always sucks! You can’t fool me!

 

To me there’s nothing worse than when you hit traffic when you’re on a late night drive and assume there will be no traffic. And then BOOM hour in gridlock because of road construction.

 

traffic is one of the worst things of all time.

 

Traffic when you’ve been drinking lots of coffee is even worse than that

 

I’ve been there way too many times

 

I accidentally added too much water to my batch of quinoa and it basically came out like porridge :(

 

Goldilocks has entered the chat

 

That audiobooks are perfect to fall asleep to but then you lose your place and have to start over.

 

That is when you strain it, and then let it simmer in the pot for awhile for the remaining water to evaporate.

 

Same with podcasts. Sometimes I’ll play an old podcast I’ve already heard and fall asleep to that

 

This is the way

 

When people pronounce ‘sherbet’ as ‘sherbert’. Also ‘espresso’ as ‘expresso’, but thankfully Sabrina is helping to combat that

 

I’ve been guilty of the first but I’ve since changed my ways

 

I have always called it sherbert, that's not how you say it? Lol

 

Lmao I've never even heard someone say it as sherbet out loud! And I like it more than ice cream!

 

boogers

 

is the t silent, like a french thing? thats fun

 

Logging into Apple TV+ on a new device and it wanting to do 2FA on my MacBook because I don't own an iPhone. Just send me a text god damnit.

 

Along these same lines, I gotta sign into Hulu at least once a month even though I probably use it more than any other streaming service. Can’t recall the last time Max, Netflix, Paramount, etc. signed me out and made me sign back in.

And then it’s either use the tv remote to type my email and password which takes forever so I choose the “fast” option of having a code on screen… but I gotta then go to a website, type in my email and THEN type on the code on the screen. Technically it probably is faster than using the tv remote to type all that shit but goddamn, all I wanna do is rewatch Sunny, I’m not launching nuclear weapons.