Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 464

I have a fear, for valid reason

 

I think 3 is correct but only because elevators are too slow and its random how slow they will be. 3 floors or less isnt worth trying to luck out on a golden run.

 

Wait. Are elevators just verticals busses?

 

Valid fears need to go over to the mental health thread

 

Between the jail cages and security guards shopping feels like I'm doing a crime

 

This gives me PTSD to when my wife and I mailed out our wedding invites and half of them got sent back to us for no reason

 

We dont have those here but the amount of advertising im subjected to every time I enter a shopping centre feels like a psychic assault

 

My mom used to have a little feud with our mailman lol. She ordered me a record for Christmas one year and the guy snapped it in half to fit it in the mailbox.

 

WOW more on this feud please

 

The way I winced as I read this. Damn dude

 

It's my Everest/roman empire that there's a zillion articles on all the things millennials are ruining like brick and mortar stores, but they make shopping actively hostile and stressful. Some Stores make me pause behind rope and security before I can go in and god forbid I forget and shove the receipt in my pocket and can't find it when I have to show it to them to leave. Or waiting for 15 minutes for some bothered underpaid youth at target to unlock the cages to buy a deodorant! Some stores have All the self checkouts closed now so lines are astronomical so the employees are miserable and customers are miserable

I just want my dream of affordable shops in a walkable community

 

honestly, total flex on behalf of the mailman. he must have really hated your mom to be that reckless with his job lol

 

Wildest was h mart making me carry a basket so I didn't just shove stuff in my tote bag

No wonder Michelle was crying

 

I keep seeing this ad for this indestructible dog chew toy and I don't like this. Tearing toys apart and gutting them is part of a dog's natural predator instinct, it's healthy to let them get that out. I also feel like this might be bad for their teeth.

 

When people put a question mark inside of a quoted statement, which then makes it look like the quote was/is a question.

 

that account has like ten followers lol, it's cool how Elon has made twitter an AI hellscape

 

When me and my bf each get a lil dessert treat at the store and I eat mine immediately and he saves his so then I have no treats left and he has lots

 

indeed asks me demographics when i apply for a job but doesn't save them for future reference, so i have to put in the fact that i'm a white male a gazillion times

 

When people put the emphasis at the wrong point of a word/phrase.

Examples -

• It's in-SUR-ance, not IN-sur-ance, and
• It's Taco BELL, not TA-co Bell

 

My wife usually does the grocery shopping and she will buy a package of treats because she wants one that day so they're opened. I will then eat them slowly over the course of the next few weeks/month, depending on how many there are and she'll come back a month or 6 weeks later asking where they went.

 

This is a curb episode and Larry would be right

 

I got jury duty for the first time ever next month

 

pretty sure if you say you don’t want to be there they’ll dismiss you

 

tell them you’d love to help but they’re all aliens so you don’t feel comfortable

 

yeah or just tell them you identify as a stapler