Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 463

sometimes the mothers are the ones selling the cookies and it's like look I'm just here to be scammed by adorable children you misunderstand the mission

 

haha yep, seems like a 50/50 gamble if the kids are actually doing anything or if the parent is trying to do all the work. I usually will buy an extra box or two if the kids actually are involved and greet people walking by because it’s like, “yes this is why you’re out here, to interact with people and learn skills and interact with others” and all that stuff.

the mom today definitely was the parent to one of the 8 and totally sick of their shit and had been there too long. She was staring holes through some of those girls and based on my 30 second interaction with them I can only imagine how the last hour+ had been going lol

 

I’m at a concert at a kinda small venue. I see an ex with a group of her friends and I’m here by myself. I’ll be spending the night trying to avoid eye contact.

 

Update: the guy standing behind me says artist in the ambulance is thrice’s best song and they’re a mid band. I’m about to throw hands.

 

tell him to post on the site and we'll bully him into oblivion

 

Translation: Artist In The Ambulance is the only song he's fully heard by them, after listening to the first few seconds of a handful of other songs only on that one record

 

I think I’d just be relieved he’s not a ‘play deadbolt!!’ guy

 

I know it’s cliche, but seriously, California drivers in the rain.

Took me an hour to get home today since everyone goes crazy when water falls from the sky!

 

Big Fish Theory only being available on picture disc

 

Gen zs group sitting at gigs

 

I know that makes me sound 104

 

I don't even know what that means

 

I was at a gig and there were groups of gen zs sitting during the support(which I don't think I ever did!?) and thought it was lame/disrespectful. Worded that horrendously.

 

when job postings send you a rejection email and say "sorry for the delay in getting back to you. after careful consideration, you have not been selected." like, dude, who even are you? just let sleeping dogs lie.

 

Went to get my vehicle registration renewed and apparently the only form of payment they take is cash, check, or specifically a Visa Mastercard credit card. None of which I have on me. Why don’t they make this shit easy?

 

I bet you regret getting that ‘Discover 4 Life’ tattoo just a little bit right now

 

It actually says “Di$cover Gang”

 

100% this

 

Anytime Frankenstein's monster is just called Frankenstein.

 

how we own an expensive baby monitor but the company tries 2 charge a yearly fee for the data

 

I took a massive dump in a public bathroom. Someone told me I didn’t say excuse me after letting out a fart and my generation has bad manners. Excuse me…I thought the toilet was a safe space for FARTS.

 

Imagine criticizing someone for taking a shit

 

lol

 

That's such weird behavior to confront a complete stranger about something like that in a public restroom of all places, like let me shit and fard in peace you nosy fucker

 

Amazon emailing me with “something you might like”

I know I might like it because it’s sll already in my cart

I buy enough, Bezos. let me rest a bit