Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 453

I like dogs.
But people bring their dogs to Target, restaurants, and other places you shouldn’t bring dogs to. I’ll be in a store and see and hear dogs barking

 

I took a nap only to wake up with a fuck ton of ants in my kitchen sink. My cat started to cause a ruckus so I get up to make sure he won’t break anything and he starts meowing like somethings wrong, a different meow than food time. I look in the sink, ANTS!

 

I am such a hairy beast I need two towels after a shower.

 

I'm such a sweaty beast that I need two towels. The hot steam does not mix well with me. I lay in front of a fan when I get out lmao

 

I thought I bought dates without the pits but apparently I did not and my blender hates me. I've never heard it make such an angry sound smh

 

Thankfully you found out via your blender rather than taking a big bite out of one

 

Buying paper towel and toilet roll only to find out at home the brand I got is the thinnest shit possible or easily falls apart

 

Was replacing a bed riser that collapsed on me and I proceeded to knock out the bottom two in the process. Hoooo boy. That was sketchy. Took 3 ibuprofen after just in case lmao

Good news is the one that I didn't knock out is the one that has electronics in it.. it has power outlets. Thank God I didn't just have a queen size bed come crashing down on it

 

...and right after that, my cat pukes on the carpet in the hallway and my office

 

My wife and I are currently on our way home from a weekend in Vegas and we’ve hit traffic multiple times in the middle of nowhere

 

The drive back from Vegas is the worst. After flying in the last couple of times, I don't know if I'll ever drive again.

 

Honestly the drive to Vegas was a breeze. But the drive back has been sucking

 

Yeah, the drive there is always fun, back is always terrible. A 4 1/2 hour drive that routinely takes 6-8 hours. Always hit dead stops on the 15, Cahuenga Pass, and the 91.

 

I am getting so so so grey and I'm not even 30 yet

 

Fuck the 91, man lol.

That’s sadly the closest freeway to me, so I have to use it every day

 

I found my first grey at 16 (which means it was probably greying earlier than that).

 

When it’s rainy but also so windy that my umbrella keeps turning inside out

 

I’ve discovered recently that high-waisted pants look best on me and are pretty flattering to my body type. It’s kind of opened up a lot of possibilities outfit-wise and fashion-wise for me.

This sounds great, but the only problem is, I hate wearing high-waisted jeans

 

I’m very grey already but it’s better than being a bald freak ya know?

 

I definitely have some greys - weirdly a bunch in my cowlick of my bangs. But overall, I'm still mostly brown at age 32. Lucked out on my genes - my mom's side has no hair loss and take a while to go grey. My dad greyed by like 24 and there's a lot of balding on that side of the family. Haven't inherited that trait haha

 

Started greying at puberty so I don't want to hear anyone complain.

I try not to be vain, but I always said if there was a pill to take for it I would since I've had to deal with the hassle of trying to hide it for most my life.

 

28 and I have 2 greys but I’ve had those same 2 for 5+ years now. I’ve got a ton of hair and so do my grandparents so I probably lucked out

 

I have a few gray hairs, but they’re not noticeable.

…But I’ve been balding since age 21 and now it’s getting super noticeable. I have a bald spot that is getting more and more prominent. All the men on both sides of my family balded early, so I knew it was unavoidable.

I’ve planned on shaving my head completely eventually, but I think it might be sooner rather than later. I guess I don’t mind since I’m a hat guy, but it’s the principle of the whole thing…

 

I'm honestly looking forward to going greyer. I dig the look.

 

Idk if I have gray hair or not bc I’m always dying it. I will be 90 years old and still dying my hair bc I’m a vain bitch lol I always say I hate that I still look like a teen in my 30s but the thought of aging horrifies me so I guess looking young is ok after all lol