Someone taught me to sweep piles and then vacuum the pile and I was like wow you’re living in 3008 also tho the issue sorta remains considering most vacuums have a lot of.. leakage lmao really don’t know what other term to use
When someone puts a phone in my face to show me something without asking me. Makes me want to grab it and throw it
Was walking into my girlfriends kitchen earlier and her brother had a girl over and she was just casually shooting up by the fridge. A little uncomfortable lol.
When I'm being unreasonably needy with someone and I want to say "pay attention to me!!!" But... I know it's unreasonable lol
when you get food poisoning and spend the entire night alternating between vomiting and trying to get comfortable enough to fall asleep at all but you're either way too hot or way too cold and end up staying up all night in utter agony fun stuff
while all this is going on: feeling like your legs have been stretched like an accordion and the mere motion of walking seeming like way too much atm
when the plug says they'll be there on Monday, cancels on you twice and it's now Wednesday and you're hoping they don't do it all again