Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 425

Speaking of… A local coffee place near me I hit up time-to-time announced today that they’re dropping their fall menu tomorrow.

Listen man, I live for pumpkin spice and I’m all about pumpkin and fall stuff, but come on…

 

Nope, sorry, pumpkin spice anything is amazing and you're wrong. My work cafeteria sells pumpkin muffins year round and you can get your ass I alternate between them and blueberry muffins every week

(Just teasing, I realize you also conceded that you live for pumpkin spice too)

 

fuck pumpkin spice there's no pumpkin in it lying ass Starbucks

 

basically had to give up pumpkin beer because by the time its even a little crisp out its all gone from the shelves or canned way too long ago. pumkin just is not it when youve been out in the heat all day lol. fortunately not really the same problems w the coffee so i can still enjoy that

 

Yeah I love pumpkin spice and pumpkin stuff. PSLs, pumpkin pie, you name it. I look forward to it every year. But something about consuming it any time that’s not September to January just feels morally wrong lol.

But no judgement to you either. Enjoy what you please!

 

So one tiny thing that annoys me is my fiance cannot cook a simple box of Kraft Mac n Cheese. I tell her every time not to leave it boiling the whole time, set it to low once the water is boiling, but nope. Always has to cook it so that every single noodle is broken and mush. Tastes like I'm eating left over microwaved Mac n cheese haha. She's just stubborn and doesn't want to be wrong, which is also true about me ironically.

That being said, I'm not going to full on drag my partner as a cook so I will say she makes incredible meatballs and we had them the other day. I was in heaven. Meatballs are one of my favorite foods.

 

Anything pumpkin sucks shit

 

It's nature's best cinnamon substitute

 

can you just make the macaroni then?

 

Lmao I am right now. I didn't tell her why, I don't have the heart to tell her

 

Pumpkin pie is my favorite dessert.

 

Pumpkin rules and summer sucks shit, so I love that we get a little taste of Fall/Halloween early. Let us have this one thing early in the humid, 85 degree weather

 

July should be the only summer month. We should skip the other ones

 

Hating on summer is a Tiny Thing That Annoys Me.

I want extreme heat and extreme heat only.

 

good news we're a couple decades from that being the case

 

move to death valley, why don't ya

 

March is the worst month. Just mud and rain and too cold to be outside and all the plants are still dead

 

let’s have this talk again after your first heat stroke

 

Enjoy summer minus the heat. If it was 75 everyday that would be perfect. I miss actually having fall though. It’s hot in Pittsburgh til mid October then we get 2 weeks of fall and then straight into cold weather.

 

My birthday is in July, so I’m okay with this

 

The new england humidity is the killer for me right now. Heat I can handle just fine but I cant walk 100 yards without feeling like I need a breather when its 90+ and over 60% humidity.

 

Not sure it’s like this all year round but wouldn’t be surprised if it is but I was in Hawaii in April a handful of years ago and it was absolute perfection. Bright and sunny, a perfect 75-77 degrees, light breeze, no goddamn humidity, no mosquitoes, no bugs, nothing. Felt like I was on a movie set with how perfect everything looked and felt.

Sure a half gallon of milk and a travel size box of cereal costs $35, but the weather was amazing it lived up to the cliche of a perfect beach place in my head or what you see on tv.

 

yeah I’m pretty sure it’s like that year round. It was like that when I went in August like 10 years ago. Perfect place.

 

My birthday is in August but I always felt like I should have a fall birthday so I'm fine eliminating it. Because then we'll skip to September but we should probably listen to Billie Joe and out of respect not wake him up until September ends, so September is out too. Then my birthday can be in October!

 

It’s 85 degrees inside the building at my work right now and I’m here for another 7 hours. Kill me