Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 420

Never forget this guy

 

real talk: GEICO and Progressive have the best commercials on s pretty consistent basis

 

I( don't know much, but I do know my friends and I would've killed that Australian talking Lizard with a hammer

 

I like geico but I think the Allstate mayhem commercials are their closest rival

 

also a worthy contender

 

The Mayhem commercials drive me nuts lol

 

I haven’t had cable in years, so I have no idea what mascots are still a thing lol

 

I did literally save hundreds by switching car insurance companies a few years ago though.

 

I used to have a pet gecko named Geico Auto Insurance [my last name]

Insurance rates are crazy. I've never been in an accident or anything. I think I have one ticket on my entire driving record and I feel like I pay so much

 

When people call pasta sauce gravy or red sauce

 

who tf is calling pasta sauce gravy?

 

Seems like it’s a mid-Atlantic Italian American thing. I’ve got some friends from college from NJ/Long Island that call it gravy.

 

Cocktails shouldn't be more than $10. GTFO with these $15-20 ones smh

 

God I want a margarita

 

1. Contact lenses are fuckin’ expensive

2. I hate how fucked my eyes are. I year for the day I can wear glasses that don’t have thick-ass lenses and are actually comfortable to wear (and I can actually wear them more often instead of contacts!)

 

especially when they have just like a drip of alcohol and then a bunch of mint leaves, chunks of pineapple, soda, and ice filling up the vast majority of the glass.

 

“Run don’t walk”

 

Sometimes I really hate being a woman. I have a date tomorrow so as a precaution I wanted someone else to know where I’ll be and what time, etc. Which that is just shitty that I have to think that way but that’s just life as a woman! But since I have no friends I had to tell my mom which I didn’t want to do and now she will not stop bugging me about it. Now I just really want tomorrow to be over!

 

People who will whine and complain to everyone else except the people who can answer the question/fix the issue.

I have a coworker that freaks out over everything but will never address anything with her manager or whoever is in charge of whatever has her bothered at that moment.

“I’m not supposed to be on this email chain! This doesn’t concern me!”

“is the meeting in person or over teams??? I don’t want it to be in person I don’t like that conference room!”

“I don’t have access to those things so I can’t do that stuff but they keep asking me to! And no, I haven’t told them I don’t have access, why would I do that????”

Just an endless cycle of whining and complaining. NOT venting, just straight up complaining about things that never change because she never says anything. Shocking.

 

People who complain about something not working, but won’t explain exactly what the issue is

 

A bunch of "community activists" in my hometown who are mostly gentrifing boomers who moved here 5 years ago just forced our town to enforce an outdoor dining ordinance forcing all our local restaurants, bars, and breweries to close their patios past 11pm.

Our town's nightlife has been it's biggest draw for decades and the gentrifers effectively just killed it. Bad enough most people who grew up here can't afford to live here anymore, now they do this. Fucking vampires.

 

Man that sucks… Especially since nightlife has been on the decline since the pandemic. Things didn’t go back completely to what they were.

That makes me angry on your behalf

 

Bella + Canvas shirts

 

When I’m playing Wordle and that annoying add pops up you can’t exit out that asks if I’m
16 or older/15 or younger

 

if one more person says the words it’s on Tubi to me again I swear to God I’m going full Michael Douglas in Falling Down mode

fuck with me