Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 42

stans

 

People that try to casually chat over a podcast

 

when someone on hold finally reaches a cs rep and the first thing they do is complain about how long they were on hold for

 

When a restaurant keeps you waiting for 15 + minutes for DoorDash

I could have fit a whole other order in waiting for your ass

 

Pop punk

 

Joe Rogan and his stans

 

trying to do stuff to the hair on the back of my head
people who can use a curling wand on * and achieve nice looking results
people who can use hair tools without burning the shit out of *


*i just realized i hate the word themself/themselves. which is right?
is theirself acceptable?
oneself? (this is the only one not underlined as misspelled so...?)

 

The stage of growing a beard where your face is super itchy for a couple of days

 

When people make you wait


In case it hasn’t become clear I’m an extremely impatient person lol

 

Like sure maybe 4 minutes isn’t a long time to stand awkwardly outside your dealers house but god damn you knew I was coming for 30+ min.

 

Channel flipping

 

When the lights are set up so that you catch every one

honestly that’s not little. Pisses me tf off

 

howawkward

didn't see you said awkwardly

 

Or when it turns green and you barely make it through before it turns to red again

 

Those super bright halogen or whatever headlights like great you can see but now every car in front of you or heading the opposite direction can’t see shit

 

And because they’re usually the same people: people with pickup trucks who drive like they own the road

 

When weed breaks up awfully
Idk why that is such a thing lately but it’s v frustrating

 

When you can’t think of what words to search to find the gif that properly portrays your expression/reaction

 

before when i had no words for you i wished i was a gif

 

Lmfaoooooo

 

These same fuckholes also pull up behind you at a red light to the precise distance the headlights reflect off your side mirrors into your eyes. 99% of the time they do it on purpose.

I’ve now gotten it down very quickly and very well to rotate my side mirrors so the light goes back to them. Literally have had them then back up so they can get away from it.

 

or when the light changes on the opposite side but not your side

Mom?

i do this all the time! i've never had anyone back up though




when it rains at night and i can't see the lanes, usually made worse when those oncoming headlights hit you

 

that even though I know that products like the Lawn Mower by Manscaped or the Ridge wallet are not things I want or really need, that I would probably regret buying them and that they're just trendy bullshit: I still kinda want to buy them anyway because advertising works whether I like it or not

 

which brings me to another

Manscaped ads

 

I'd never buy either of those products or anything else those companies make btw. just making a point