Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 414

how many things are there to hate about sunscreen

 

smell
texture

that’s all I got

 

the smell, the feel on my skin, how it lingers even after I shower, paying for it

 

grimace’s sunscreen is my bug spray

absolutely loathe the stuff

 

I hate sunscreen, bug spray, and moisturizer

 

I imagine sunscreen on purple fur(?) would be unpleasant

 

People with annoying obnoxious laughs who sit right behind you at a stand up comedy show.

 

Taking out the trash and somehow forgetting to toss two gallons of milk that were right in front of my face as I cleared out the fridge

 

I love sunscreen and moisturizer and I wear both daily but I hate the sun and I had a long sunny drive today and it felt like my left arm was baking even tho I applied sunscreen before I drove. I keep an emergency spray and liquid sunscreen in my purse. And an SPF chapstick lol. But I still already have a Fitbit tan on my arm and summer just started

 

My fiance hates me because she burns super easily while I just get a tan

 

yeah I’m very tan

never really burn

 

One time I went to an outdoor concert. It was cloudy or rained the whole time and I still got a sunburn. And I had sunscreen on!! I burn so easy I have to basically bathe in sunscreen. It’s awful!

 

People you gotta wear sunscreen even if you tan. If I remember my college bio class correctly, people with darker skin usually find out at a later stage when they have skin cancer which is dangerous. And Oregon has one of the highest rates of melanoma because people don't think they need to wear it when it's cloudy.

And vainly, it'll keep you from aging like milk. And if you have tattoos it preserves the very expensive art you've paid for.

 

Yeah even if I wasn’t pale as hell and didn’t burn easily I’d wear it cause of my tattoos. The color is still amazing on all of them because of sunscreen.

 

lol I never said I didn’t use it

 

I rarely ever use bug spray tho

 

There’s a special place in hell for people who listen to music in public without headphones.

 

I just burn

 

My fun sunscreen anecdote is Warped Tour 2014 (which was ten years ago now! Wild!). I always went to the Ventura date which, while nice, breezy and cool, was super sunny. I lathered up before I went in and lathered up about two more times that day.

Yet, I received quite possibly the worst sunburns I’ve ever received in my life. Head to toe red. I was so angry and confused since I put on so much.

Turns out I was using expired sunscreen and I learned a valuable (and painful) lesson that sunscreen can expire and it won’t do jack shit if it is lol

 

I went to warped with my ginger friend one summer and she got a sunburn in the shape of her peace sign necklace and her shoulders like peeled off which is wild cause yeah I've never gotten burns like that even before I started using sunscreen as a dumb youth

 

Or talk to someone on speaker phone while at the store.

 

I know they might not be able to control it, but some folks have a crazy voice that is either really loud or peculiarly pitched and it absolutely cuts through conversations in public places and is super distracting. Had one of those sitting directly next to me at lunch yesterday by himself talking on the phone at the bar and I couldn't focus on my own conversation, it was driving me nuts

 

yeah that would drive me up the fucking wall

 

hey Aaron make sure you check out that Heretic trailer when you get a chance

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I still gotta open/respond to your Facebook message lol I didn't mean to ignore ya