Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 404

I just hate the Laundromat and my fiances mom got sick right before we were gonna go to their house to do it haha

 

That passing lane shit is weird when I visit other states. If I'm going 80 in the left lane and you're riding my ass, I'm not getting out of the way, get bent.

 

no move

 

Nape, I drive a acceptable amount over the speed limit, no one needs to go faster than that. Go screw. And the left lane is only for passing states are on some authoritarian bullshit, drive in LA traffic then come talk to me.

 

left lane is for passing whether your going 50 or 80

 

Not gonna lie I've done this with underwear before.

 

Song the same lines - Years ago I took a week of vacation with the goal of being the laziest piece of shit imaginable so I bought a bunch of paper plates/bowls and plastic utensils so I wouldn’t have to do dishes that week lol

 

no move loser

 

Never. I love pissing off bros in lifted trucks in my little baby Fiat.

 

I’d run you off the road in my 2013 civic.

 

You couldn't hang. LA traffic hasn't destroyed your soul, I've been forged in the fires of the 5/710 interchange, I've almost shit my pants on the Sepulveda Pass more times than I can count.

 

come to Pittsburgh before you speak of a little place like LA.

 

Never heard of it.

 

My mechanic has had my civic for over two weeks now and I'm slowly losing my mind

 

I thrifted a pretty dress and my bf didn't notice and scooped it up and washed it with the rest of the laundry. It's dry clean only and has holes now. I never even got to wear it. He knew it was a dry clean only dress but I had it in with a pile of clean clothes he thought was dirty and just threw it all in and didn't see it until it was too late. Sad day

 

I have absolutely done this to my fiance haha

On behalf of all thoughtless men, sorry!

 

I was at a show last night and like 3 times this tiny woman darted like a missile through the crowd. She was like all elbows and it legit hurt. She'd duck real low and barrel her way thru the crowd. It reminded me of that episode of Friends where Joey dates that petite woman who does "cute" lil fists but it actually hurts. Tiny woman, if you happen to be on here, plz stop.

 

When you're at the end of a meeting and someone hasn't gotten the chance to say their piece, so the meeting runs long and the person isn't self-aware about how much of your time they're taking. Get on with it!

 

Phone calls. I just want like an assistant or something who makes all my phone calls for me. I have to call my insurance tomorrow and I don’t want to!!! I will be anxious. I will pace around my whole house. It will take 5 mins and end up being no big deal but I will still be nervous and will continue to be nervous every time even though I know it’s ridiculous! Thank you anxiety!!

 

I hate how much I relate to this

 

I’ve avoided making phone calls and missing out on stuff I had to take care of because of this.

 

That 4 years after Tiger King came out and I still see clips on Twitter, IG, and YouTube daily of "animal influencers" casually chilling with big cats and treating them like housepets, and it makes me think the point that series was trying to get across failed on every level.

I still see clips from that creepy ponytail guy's zoo cult compound constantly and they're consistently getting millions of views.

 

The company I've worked at the last 8 years (today is my 8th anniversary with them, actually) has used Salesforce forever and ever, but starting early next month they're switching us all to using ZenDesk instead, which is a completely different thing top to bottom. And we're getting virtually no training on it and even my manager is like "I dunno." Going from one thing for 8 years to now something completely different is frustrating/scary/annoying/etc. It feels more like a few steps backward than forward like all the head honchos claim it'll be. But maybe that's just cuz it's new and I'm being stubborn. The workflow I've had for 8 years is all changing in a couple weeks, kinda out of nowhere, and there's no one really helping any of us to transition other than saying "just play with it."

 

I started having Hypnic Jerks (involuntary spasms/twitches right before you go to sleep) for the first time recently as 30 something, and I didn't even know that was a thing before it started happening, and I thought I had brain cancer or something.

 

holy shit