Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 40

Bill Maher

 

Ear buds that never stay in your ear (looking at you, Apple)

 

people who wear mismatched socks and think that shit is cute

get your shit together

 

Listen man, it’s not my fault my laundry machines steal my socks

 

people who act like they're healthy because they ate a turkey burger once

 

bananas that go bad before you can even eat more than three of them

 

H&M

 

olive loaf

 

when your plans get ruined because of weather

 

being so close yet so far

 

banks

 

the Fed

 

libertarians

 

running out of shit to complain about

 

Stop buying more then 3 of them then smh

 

people who are really into Tim Burton

 

it's called good intent

I just never quite make it

 

the mere notion of CBD coffee

the most hipster bullshit I've ever heard

 

people who say they don't make music like they used to

well, of course they don't

 

I love buying bananas in a gradient so they reach perfect ripeness one at a time
lately every time I go to buy groceries all the bananas are the same ripeness and it’s throwing my game off

 

people who only eat at chain restaurants

 

people who refuse to eat at chain restaurants

 

Ah yes I’m familiar with that one

 

when my cat takes way too long to do her business in the litter box

 

getting shell in the eggs