Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 388

Restaurants in Buffalo only having fish and chips on Fridays

 

Tl:dr my last post

Very few texts deserve both a reaction AND a response. I will go full Larry David on this issue.

 

The “nerds!” jingle at the start of every Nerd Wallet ad

 

The purposefully off-pitch Burger King jingle

 

No that’s perfect

 

My wife mutes the TV when it comes on lol

it's not even Craig Robinson!

 

Tell your wife I said whopper whopper whopper whopper

 

I will, but I'll be perfectly in pitch when I do it

 

Humblebrag

 

that jingle is the best thing they got going for them

 

chicken fries and half fries/half rings as a side beg to differ!

 

the woke mob doesn't want you saying whopper whopper whopper anymore

 

when people say unalive

dumbest shit I’ve ever heard

 

Heard "krill myself" the other day and thought it was a funny alternative

 

I mean that’s not quite as bad I guess lol

 

It's interesting cause I feel like those things start as a way to get around censors and having their videos taken down on tiktok but then they become part of the vernacular in general. I bet it's a fascinating time for linguists.

 

I think unalive is mad funny, krill I like way less lol

 

yeah social media is very weird about what it considers a death threat

 

When people take pride in not being able to relax/sit still/enjoy down time

 

When work provides lunch but there are no options without meat

 

Forgetting one ingredient at the store

 

Outdated online food menus / not knowing you need to or how to choose an option while ordering food online (i.e. bun/bread option, how you want certain food cooked, which side you want, upgrade or leave at current size, etc.) because the website is shit so you gotta call in the order and hope they write it down correctly

 

Going off of that: online menus that don’t list prices. I get that it’s so they don’t have to update it when prices change but it’s still annoying.

 

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