Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 370

Cause dogs rule

 

I won’t make a scene or a bunch of noise but I will always pet and smile at dogs (nice dogs, etc.).

I ran a half marathon a few weeks ago and some lady had her two golden retrievers with her with a sign that said, “pet us for power” and the route was an out and back so I stopped to pet those good boys both times for like 45 seconds each and could have stayed for hours lol

 

My auto deposit for this weeks paycheck is a lot more than it should be and unless I got a gigantic raise no one told me about and I already know it’s gonna be a pain in the ass when accounting realizes the error and fucks around to get it fixed which will screw me up somewhere along the way for knowing how much is actually in my account or if it gets frozen while they fuck around to fix it

 

Love seeing good boys and girls at the bar. I’m sure some people do it for the attention, but I think a lot of people don’t like leaving their dogs home alone. My dog is way too hyper at bars so I don’t bring him and I’m always a little sad when he stares out the window as I’m leaving.

 

Walking into the break room to quickly heat up my lunch so I can take it to my office and close the door and not talk to anyone for 30 minutes but not realizing it's 2pm which means the person who regularly takes break at 2pm and wants nothing more than to talk at someone is sitting right there in front of the microwave waiting for their chance to turn some dumb and mundane thing that happened to them into a 20 minute story

 

Bolsanaro bumper stickers

cars with bolsanaro bumper stickers that throw their hazards on every single time they have to slow down on the highway

 

Brownnosers that are particularly not subtle

 

I bought the wrong color under scrub -.- I went to put it on and thought, they this looks more blue that gray. I think they gave me the wrong one. Found the package it came in. Blue/navy. Went to look at my orders in case. Yep. I must have selected the wrong one or the photo looked more gray and I didn’t read the color carefully. I usually triple check everything

 

When these people get shitty with you because you're not a brownnoser or overachiever. We're getting accredited at work and this person always talks about how they never take a lunch break, and then gets shitty with me for taking mine lol. Sorry, you do what you want with your time but this hour is mine.

 

Having to write yearly performance goals. It’s always such BS.

 

The way my neighbor slams the vacuum into the fucking wall when she vacuums

 

Loving a band but disliking most of their fanbase

 

Whomst

 

King Gizzard

 

Yeah that tracks lmao

 

Oh my god my company makes such a fucking stink about this, it’s insane. And humorously I have put up a fight about this since I started a handful of years ago. I barely put anything down and keep it super generic to the point I know no one sees it or does anything with it which I then bring up each year emphasizing how useless they are.

I have heard horror stories of some managers making employees go back and edit this shit several times and it ends up being hours wasted.

 

Love King Gizzard and love even more that I don't know anything about their fan base lol

 

I have been having weird bad luck with candy. A few weeks ago the Reese’s Sticks missing one in the pack and today I bought a small bag of Butterfingers and I’ve opened 3 and it’s just chocolate, so it’s like a bag of mini Hershey bars. Not bad but not what I wanted

 

I had to write up a performance review for myself, do peer surveys on my coworkers, and then send my top 10 accomplishments from the year to my boss all within a month.

For the 10 accomplishments I just copy and pasted shit from my performance review

 

10 accomplishments is a lot. Number 10 should have been being able to figure out 1-9

 

I think I have razorburn on my armpit and it's v uncomfortable

 

Also 10 is insane. I would only be able to think up like 5 and that would be pushing it lol

 

Haha I think it technically was 5-10 but that made me feel pressured to do as close to 10 as I could.. think I ended up with 9 bullets

 

First I couldn’t use my bathroom sink bc the drain was clogged so I got that fixed. Then I couldn’t use hot water bc the hot water handle was broken so I got that fixed. Now I can’t use it again bc it’s leaking all down the front. What next???