Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 369

Every "made for me" spotify playlist has the same songs regardless of what mood the playlist is. And I swear to god they are getting paid to add taylor swifts The Man on all of them because despite being a taylor fan I always skip that track yet its on every single made for me playlist.

 

I go out of my way to watch scary movies I'm almost sure my wife can handle when she's around, but for some ungodly reason, it feels like every movie I throw on that I've never seen winds up with SA or an animal being killed or something and she always says something that makes me feel bad when I had no idea

 

I'm constantly stepping around tons of goose shit every day at work because a flock of them live in the pond up front lol. Just learned they're Canadian geese, so they don't migrate during the winter. Guess I'm gonna be stepping in it in the snow this winter since I won't be able to see it

 

When I have a ton to do at work but can’t actually get anything done due to meetings or covering for other people

 

I definitely feel that as a senior on my team, always have to mentor people >_>

 

Waiting for the garbage truck to get the fuck out of the way at my apartment building. I have underground parking and there’s only one way in and out and when they come get garbage it blocks the entire entrance and they have to get out of the truck and push the SIX dumpsters to the front, one at a time, and lift dump, push back so the whole thing takes like 20-25 minutes and they always seem to here when I’m in a rush to get out.

 

When people try to get in your lane, you honk at them, and instead of going back in their lane, they keep moving making you slam on your breaks.

 

When you take a left turn at a green light but traffic is so backed up you end up stuck in the middle of the intersection, and then it turns red and everyone's honking their horn at you even though traffic is too backed up to move even if you wanted to

I was taught that in drivers ed! My teacher said to hang out in the intersection for a left turn because otherwise you'll never get out and they have to let you in once you're already out there

 

Update: I woke up with a sore throat and now I'm also exhausted and stuffy. Uh oh

 

Fast talkers

 

I’m sorry

 

That asshole...

 

Hope you’re feeling ok, bud

 

Thanks! So far a small headache, sneezing and sore throat but not as awful as the last time I had it. We shall see!

 

I can’t help it that I talk fast sometimes. I don’t do it on purpose ):

 

My dumb self stared at this for too long thinking it was a pregnancy test

 

Lmaoo I love it

 

That would also be the proper response to a baby

 

There's a top I like online but I refuse to pay $9 for shipping. For some reason I can live with like $6 shipping but $3 more and a line has been crossed!

 

Every paint says it will cover in 1 coat and every single one is a lie!!! I always have to do 2 coats, no matter the brand, no matter the color. My mom gave me a gallon of paint she didn't use and of course I need to do another coat and don't have enough left so now I gotta go buy another gallon which was not in my budget bc paint is like $60 now!

 

This is how I feel about a Doughboys shirt I currently want. $30 is fine for a high-quality limited tee, $5 for shipping is standard, but all in all paying $35 for a t-shirt seems unreasonable lol

 

I forgot to pay my xfinity bill that was due Friday. I just paid it but I’ll prob get charged a late fee next month

 

You'll probably be fine, I'm late on mine all the time haha

 

This one doctor I work for, all his dictations he refers to the patient as "he/him" regardless of their gender and it makes my life so fucking difficult!! I try not to get mad bc English isn't his first language but omgggggg. I can see what the patient's gender is but it isn't always accurate. So then every time I get a patient that says they are "female" I have to go look at past records, if available, and try to see if they mention them having different preferred pronouns or not and I'm not paid to do that since I'm paid on production! But if I put the wrong pronouns I'll get in trouble even though it's clearly not my fault he refers to everyone as "he/him!" Please get your shit together, doc!!

 

First thing I thought when I saw this was a pregnancy test and the replies had me lost lol